Boner of the Day is a feature from the Radio From Hell Show on X96 in Salt Lake City, Utah. Boner of the Day consists of three news stories that are examples of bad, stupid or funny behavior. The award that no one wants to win, it's The Boner of the Day. http://www.x96.com/rfh/ Radio (C) Simmons Media Group, LLC. (X96) http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss en Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:27:02 -0700 zshutt@simmonsmedia.com Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:24:02 -0600 zshutt@simmonsmedia.com FeedForAll v2.0 (2.0.2.9) http://www.feedforall.com Radio From Hell is a radio program broadcast weekday mornings on Salt Lake City, Utah's KXRK 96.3FM Originally named for being "the radio show for people who feel like hell in the morning." The show features hosts Kerry Jackson, Bill Allred, and Gina Barberi, all Utah natives. Radio From Hell is the longest running radio program in the Salt Lake City-area market, and is consistently one of the top-rated programs in the area. The hosts take great pride in making Radio From Hell an alternative to what they see as cliched, formulaic syndicated morning shows; the show and its host station have earned praise from outside the Utah region: Rolling Stone cited KXRK as one of the top-five rock and roll radio stations in the U.S., and singled out Radio From Hell as one of the longest-running local radio programs in the U.S. Radio From Hell Zack Shutt zshutt@simmonsmedia.com boner of the day, x96, radio from hell, salt lake city, utah, comedy clean no http://www.x96.com/rfhlogo.jpg http://www.x96.com/12605time/djs/rfh.asp Radio From Hell 144 144 Boner #1 - "These Potato Chips, Your Pretzels... YOUR FOOD sucks!"; #2 - "Round 'Em Up!"; #3 - "Don't You Dare Forget Who Lets You Drink!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner031210.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 17988715-23A8-40DF-9265-147ABBAD64E0 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:24:35 -0700 Boner #1 - "These Potato Chips, Your Pretzels... YOUR FOOD sucks!"; #2 - "Round 'Em Up!"; #3 - "Don't You Dare Forget Who Lets You Drink!" Boner #1 - "These Potato Chips, Your Pretzels... YOUR FOOD sucks!"; #2 - "Round 'Em Up!"; #3 - "Don't You Dare Forget Who Lets You Drink!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Then Get Out, GO!"; #2 - "And I Wanna Buy Baltic Ave. Too"; #3 - "Lindsay, Come On Honey" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner031110.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 691F30E4-810C-4FE2-BAF7-A487D765F163 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:30:20 -0700 Boner #1 - "Then Get Out, GO!"; #2 - "And I Wanna Buy Baltic Ave. Too"; #3 - "Lindsay, Come On Honey" Boner #1 - "Then Get Out, GO!"; #2 - "And I Wanna Buy Baltic Ave. Too"; #3 - "Lindsay, Come On Honey" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Excuse Me Officer, But Can You Tell Me The Quickest Way Outta Town?"; #2 - "Stand Back Or I'll Squirt Ya"; #3 - "Hey Caulk Butt!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner031010.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7174EF06-2A8C-4963-A39E-BF97D0800F98 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:08:55 -0700 Boner #1 - "Excuse Me Officer, But Can You Tell Me The Quickest Way Outta Town?"; #2 - "Stand Back Or I'll Squirt Ya"; #3 - "Hey Caulk Butt!" Boner #1 - "Excuse Me Officer, But Can You Tell Me The Quickest Way Outta Town?"; #2 - "Stand Back Or I'll Squirt Ya"; #3 - "Hey Caulk Butt!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Isn't that Ironic?"; #2 - "Can You Identify Your Assailant?"; #3 - "I Wanted to Look Nice for My Guy" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner030910.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D4D4DEB8-39E1-4241-8E72-C65CABE9DB5D Tue, 9 Mar 2010 08:02:10 -0700 Boner #1 - "Isn't that Ironic?"; #2 - "Can You Identify Your Assailant?"; #3 - "I Wanted to Look Nice for My Guy" Boner #1 - "Isn't that Ironic?"; #2 - "Can You Identify Your Assailant?"; #3 - "I Wanted to Look Nice for My Guy" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "There's Enough Maids To Look Out For Her"; #2 - "I Got Warm & I Got Sleepy"; #3 - "Discount Snipping" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner030810.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B593EF0C-2116-43D1-BF64-8256AF1C5FDB Mon, 8 Mar 2010 09:33:35 -0700 Boner #1 - "There's Enough Maids To Look Out For Her"; #2 - "I Got Warm & I Got Sleepy"; #3 - "Discount Snipping" Boner #1 - "There's Enough Maids To Look Out For Her"; #2 - "I Got Warm & I Got Sleepy"; #3 - "Discount Snipping" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Barack Obama & The Earthquake Gun"; #2 - "Are You Up For Some Dog Killin?!"; #3 - "Are You Prepared To Burn In Hell?" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner030510.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 1FD55802-D718-4CCD-8088-504FFCD7D129 Fri, 5 Mar 2010 10:19:01 -0700 Boner #1 - "Barack Obama & The Earthquake Gun"; #2 - "Are You Up For Some Dog Killin?!"; #3 - "Are You Prepared To Burn In Hell?" Boner #1 - "Barack Obama & The Earthquake Gun"; #2 - "Are You Up For Some Dog Killin?!"; #3 - "Are You Prepared To Burn In Hell?" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "ROGER THAT Trolley Fox Trot"; #2 - "How They Always Know Where We Are?"; #3 - "I'm Here To Pick Up My Drunk, Loud, & Older Brother" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner030410.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5CCC1F79-6818-4509-9EEC-9D31910244D7 Thu, 4 Mar 2010 10:26:55 -0700 Boner #1 - "ROGER THAT Trolley Fox Trot"; #2 - "How They Always Know Where We Are?"; #3 - "I'm Here To Pick Up My Drunk, Loud, & Older Brother" Boner #1 - "ROGER THAT Trolley Fox Trot"; #2 - "How They Always Know Where We Are?"; #3 - "I'm Here To Pick Up My Drunk, Loud, & Older Brother" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "911 Doesn't Work"; #2 - "I Told You 911 Doesn't Work!"; #3 - "Naomi Campbell On The Lamb" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner030310.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0983FA90-9440-4D58-8030-83B6A9DAE0AE Wed, 3 Mar 2010 10:27:17 -0700 Boner #1 - "911 Doesn't Work"; #2 - "I Told You 911 Doesn't Work!"; #3 - "Naomi Campbell On The Lamb" Boner #1 - "911 Doesn't Work"; #2 - "I Told You 911 Doesn't Work!"; #3 - "Naomi Campbell On The Lamb" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Damn Welfare Co-Ed's"; #2 - "Oh My God, They're Gonna Do It Aye!"; #3 - "That's No Lady, That's Not My Wife Either" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner030210.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D6530727-4106-42AB-ACBD-12846627B12D Tue, 2 Mar 2010 10:33:34 -0700 Boner #1 - "Damn Welfare Co-Ed's"; #2 - "Oh My God, They're Gonna Do It Aye!"; #3 - "That's No Lady, That's Not My Wife Either" Boner #1 - "Damn Welfare Co-Ed's"; #2 - "Oh My God, They're Gonna Do It Aye!"; #3 - "That's No Lady, That's Not My Wife Either" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Wanna Buy A Smelly Coat?"; #2 - "Eh, 14's Old Enough To Pump Em Out"; #3 - "Oh Slavery Wasn't So Bad" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner030110.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3F69CC23-5A20-4115-B563-C409A70F76F9 Mon, 1 Mar 2010 07:31:20 -0700 Boner #1 - "Wanna Buy A Smelly Coat?"; #2 - "Eh, 14's Old Enough To Pump Em Out"; #3 - "Oh Slavery Wasn't So Bad" Boner #1 - "Wanna Buy A Smelly Coat?"; #2 - "Eh, 14's Old Enough To Pump Em Out"; #3 - "Oh Slavery Wasn't So Bad" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "School Principles Should Not Attempt To Be Funny"; #2 - "Pipe Flowing Mishap Results In Trailer Blaze"; #3 - "Ogden Police Seek Clowned Face Burglar" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner022610.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B14D11C3-78C5-4855-ADC8-58BC90320A8A Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:30:17 -0700 Boner #1 - "School Principles Should Not Attempt To Be Funny"; #2 - "Pipe Flowing Mishap Results In Trailer Blaze"; #3 - "Ogden Police Seek Clowned Face Burglar" Boner #1 - "School Principles Should Not Attempt To Be Funny"; #2 - "Pipe Flowing Mishap Results In Trailer Blaze"; #3 - "Ogden Police Seek Clowned Face Burglar" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Thank God We're Protected"; #2 - "God Wants Em Dead"; #3 - "The Judge Is Packing" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner022510.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8A927BD4-EB8A-4E4C-BCD9-22D371A3FB24 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:57:07 -0700 Boner #1 - "Thank God We're Protected"; #2 - "God Wants Em Dead"; #3 - "The Judge Is Packing" Boner #1 - "Thank God We're Protected"; #2 - "God Wants Em Dead"; #3 - "The Judge Is Packing" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Cornheiser!"; #2 - "Boy (And Girl) For Sale"; #3 - "Puppet Cleavage" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner022410.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6F83D8F0-B591-4EF6-9434-9FE0017BC43B Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:36:12 -0700 Boner #1 - "Go Through The Kid If You Dare (Sorry! Technical Difficulties) "; #2 - "Get The Devil Off The Mountain"; #3 - "Those Kids Are God's Curse" Boner #1 - "Go Through The Kid If You Dare (Sorry! Technical Difficulties) "; #2 - "Get The Devil Off The Mountain"; #3 - "Those Kids Are God's Curse" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Go Through The Kid If You Dare (Sorry! Technical Difficulties) "; #2 - "Get The Devil Off The Mountain"; #3 - "Those Kids Are God's Curse" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner022310.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4E5BBB47-1ED6-4FFA-AED1-03329A3BAB9F Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:54:11 -0700 Boner #1 - "Go Through The Kid If You Dare (Sorry! Technical Difficulties) "; #2 - "Get The Devil Off The Mountain"; #3 - "Those Kids Are God's Curse" Boner #1 - "Go Through The Kid If You Dare (Sorry! Technical Difficulties) "; #2 - "Get The Devil Off The Mountain"; #3 - "Those Kids Are God's Curse" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "I'll Do It, Don't Think I Won't Aye"; #2 - "Offensive? Us?"; #3 - "Just One More Shot" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner022210.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C33B6044-4062-448B-AF5E-C0D083443590 Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:26:44 -0700 Boner #1 - "I'll Do It, Don't Think I Won't Aye"; #2 - "Offensive? Us?"; #3 - "Just One More Shot" Boner #1 - "I'll Do It, Don't Think I Won't Aye"; #2 - "Offensive? Us?"; #3 - "Just One More Shot" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Oh, He's Just Trying To Shock Us, You Old Fruit"; #2 - "I Just Say Things People Wanna Hear When They Wanna Hear Them"; #3 - "Watch What You Do Kids!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner021910.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E0334CAF-6C32-4724-BB9C-97442AC8C6B5 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:21:28 -0700 Boner #1 - "Oh, He's Just Trying To Shock Us, You Old Fruit"; #2 - "I Just Say Things People Wanna Hear When They Wanna Hear Them"; #3 - "Watch What You Do Kids!" Boner #1 - "Oh, He's Just Trying To Shock Us, You Old Fruit"; #2 - "I Just Say Things People Wanna Hear When They Wanna Hear Them"; #3 - "Watch What You Do Kids!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "It Was the Invisible Man, Man"; #2 - "I'm Stealing Your Stuff"; #3 - "Joe Biden, What Happened To Your Head?" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner021810.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio CE8BE738-C791-402F-8064-DF69BAE605B2 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:31:54 -0700 Boner #1 - "It Was the Invisible Man, Man"; #2 - "I'm Stealing Your Stuff"; #3 - "Joe Biden, What Happened To Your Head?" Boner #1 - "It Was the Invisible Man, Man"; #2 - "I'm Stealing Your Stuff"; #3 - "Joe Biden, What Happened To Your Head?" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "I Think I Know Who Stole The Computer"; #2 - "You Gotta Let Me Visit My Honey"; #3 - "Well, That's Tasteful" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner021710.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 423AB954-2383-41FB-B73C-97CE751A86F3 Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:54:03 -0700 Boner #1 - "I Think I Know Who Stole The Computer"; #2 - "You Gotta Let Me Visit My Honey"; #3 - "Well, That's Tasteful" Boner #1 - "I Think I Know Who Stole The Computer"; #2 - "You Gotta Let Me Visit My Honey"; #3 - "Well, That's Tasteful" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Uh, Now Which Fox?"; #2 - "I Don't Want Em, You Can Have Em! He's Too Fat To Fly"; #3 - "Take Off Those Leg Braces And Walk!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner021610.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio AF51787B-E693-4F46-B738-E5906E16D906 Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:39:20 -0700 Boner #1 - "Uh, Now Which Fox?"; #2 - "I Don't Want Em, You Can Have Em! He's Too Fat To Fly"; #3 - "Take Off Those Leg Braces And Walk!" Boner #1 - "Uh, Now Which Fox?"; #2 - "I Don't Want Em, You Can Have Em! He's Too Fat To Fly"; #3 - "Take Off Those Leg Braces And Walk!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Better Watch What You're Learning Boy"; #2 - "Have You Seen My Forceps Nurse?"; #3 - "It's All There Glen!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner021210.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 2CFDABE0-FA92-43AB-BA5C-6F86A716CDC0 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 09:47:20 -0700 Boner #1 - "Better Watch What You're Learning Boy"; #2 - "Have You Seen My Forceps Nurse?"; #3 - "It's All There Glen!" Boner #1 - "Better Watch What You're Learning Boy"; #2 - "Have You Seen My Forceps Nurse?"; #3 - "It's All There Glen!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Dancing Is Forbidden"; #2 - "You Didn't See Anything"; #3 - "We Observed And We Reported" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner021110.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 32F5DC35-7389-485D-8615-4CF27DE63A4C Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:59:17 -0700 Boner #1 - "Dancing Is Forbidden"; #2 - "You Didn't See Anything"; #3 - "We Observed And We Reported" Boner #1 - "Dancing Is Forbidden"; #2 - "You Didn't See Anything"; #3 - "We Observed And We Reported" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "I Didn't Think It Was Movin' Fast Enough"; #2 - "My Credit Is Good"; #3 - "Im Takin' The Yellow Train To Asia Town!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner021010.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0297D029-6683-46E0-BEC5-2D900C5BB45E Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:55:46 -0700 Boner #1 - "Cuff Her Boys!"; #2 - "It Makes Him Yelp"; #3 - "A,B,C,D... WHAT?!" Boner #1 - "Cuff Her Boys!"; #2 - "It Makes Him Yelp"; #3 - "A,B,C,D... WHAT?!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Cuff Her Boys!"; #2 - "It Makes Him Yelp"; #3 - "A,B,C,D... WHAT?!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner020910.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D22FA6A1-1587-4175-BEB7-5234DEE9409A Tue, 9 Feb 2010 09:02:03 -0700 Boner #1 - "Cuff Her Boys!"; #2 - "It Makes Him Yelp"; #3 - "A,B,C,D... WHAT?!" Boner #1 - "Cuff Her Boys!"; #2 - "It Makes Him Yelp"; #3 - "A,B,C,D... WHAT?!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Who Needs A Teleprompter"; #2 - "No One Wants To Crawl Under The Train"; #3 - "What About My Pie?!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner020810.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 35FB352B-E1F4-4DE1-B0DE-086B09B2A443 Mon, 8 Feb 2010 11:29:55 -0700 Boner #1 - "Who Needs A Teleprompter"; #2 - "No One Wants To Crawl Under The Train"; #3 - "What About My Pie?!" Boner #1 - "Who Needs A Teleprompter"; #2 - "No One Wants To Crawl Under The Train"; #3 - "What About My Pie?!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Aye, What You Got In Your Slacks"; #2 - "Zero Tolerance"; #3 - "Well, That Is Mom's Dress" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner020510.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio AEC0C33F-2A3B-4CDB-8FE3-B19ECC187F40 Fri, 5 Feb 2010 10:00:54 -0700 Boner #1 - "Conflict Of Interest"; #2 - "We Were Young, We Were In Love"; #3 - "Oh 911, We're Out Here At Hardee's With A Flat Tire" Boner #1 - "Conflict Of Interest"; #2 - "We Were Young, We Were In Love"; #3 - "Oh 911, We're Out Here At Hardee's With A Flat Tire" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Conflict Of Interest"; #2 - "We Were Young, We Were In Love"; #3 - "Oh 911, We're Out Here At Hardee's With A Flat Tire" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner020410.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 2DF755F8-0078-4FE8-84B7-67016F031641 Thu, 4 Feb 2010 09:46:36 -0700 Boner #1 - "Conflict Of Interest"; #2 - "We Were Young, We Were In Love"; #3 - "Oh 911, We're Out Here At Hardee's With A Flat Tire" Boner #1 - "Conflict Of Interest"; #2 - "We Were Young, We Were In Love"; #3 - "Oh 911, We're Out Here At Hardee's With A Flat Tire" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Yeah, I Lit It Up!"; #2 - "Do A YouTube Doobie Search"; #3 - "Football Is War" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner020310.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 22280F5E-F004-4BB5-895C-EBA026B0F886 Wed, 3 Feb 2010 09:52:05 -0700 Boner #1 - "Yeah, I Lit It Up!"; #2 - "Do A YouTube Doobie Search"; #3 - "Football Is War" Boner #1 - "Yeah, I Lit It Up!"; #2 - "Do A YouTube Doobie Search"; #3 - "Football Is War" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Hey Guys, Watch This!"; #2 - "Did You Get Them Mice I Sent Ya?"; #3 - "There Was No Place To Put Her?" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner020210.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio EC426F83-D6DA-4007-862C-3A497E5ADE2D Tue, 2 Feb 2010 11:01:08 -0700 Boner #1 - "Hey Guys, Watch This!"; #2 - "Did You Get Them Mice I Sent Ya?"; #3 - "There Was No Place To Put Her?" Boner #1 - "Hey Guys, Watch This!"; #2 - "Did You Get Them Mice I Sent Ya?"; #3 - "There Was No Place To Put Her?" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "I Saw My Chance And I Took It"; #2 - "Perfect Guy For The Job "; #3 - "What Are Pickle Smokers Alex?" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner020110.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4953395B-C139-4615-A6C8-D00B1F6D00B6 Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:54:38 -0700 Boner #1 - "I Saw My Chance And I Took It"; #2 - "Perfect Guy For The Job "; #3 - "What Are Pickle Smokers Alex?" Boner #1 - "I Saw My Chance And I Took It"; #2 - "Perfect Guy For The Job "; #3 - "What Are Pickle Smokers Alex?" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Father And Husband Of The Day"; #2 - "Sick Em'! "; #3 - "I Forgot He Was Black" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner012910.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 9B6B3410-202F-408D-9826-3774D0B09664 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:54:03 -0700 Boner #1 - "Father And Husband Of The Day"; #2 - "Sick Em'! "; #3 - "I Forgot He Was Black" Boner #1 - "Father And Husband Of The Day"; #2 - "Sick Em'! "; #3 - "I Forgot He Was Black" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Man, You Don't Know How Much Weed I Smoke"; #2 - "Keep The Public In The Dark "; #3 - "He Thought It Was Fun" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner012810.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3D87D95A-A6AC-4D3E-8F19-E1F17D5449A6 Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:17:14 -0700 Boner #1 - "Man, You Don't Know How Much Weed I Smoke"; #2 - "Keep The Public In The Dark "; #3 - "He Thought It Was Fun" Boner #1 - "Man, You Don't Know How Much Weed I Smoke"; #2 - "Keep The Public In The Dark "; #3 - "He Thought It Was Fun" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "We're Banning The Dictionary"; #2 - "No Cameras Please "; #3 - "How 'Bout Using A Condom Once And Awhile?!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner012710.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6FAE64DD-11AC-4594-97B7-4BBC02B4052E Wed, 27 Jan 2010 10:29:06 -0700 Boner #1 - "We're Banning The Dictionary"; #2 - "No Cameras Please "; #3 - "How 'Bout Using A Condom Once And Awhile?!" Boner #1 - "We're Banning The Dictionary"; #2 - "No Cameras Please "; #3 - "How 'Bout Using A Condom Once And Awhile?!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "I'm Not Racist, I Just Don't Like Black People"; #2 - "Reed Cowan The Deceiver "; #3 - "Take Your Scriptures And Gimme Your Car" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner012610.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7BAB8C37-B51D-4B0C-B6B9-4206285F30E0 Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:50:57 -0700 Boner #1 - "I'm Not Racist, I Just Don't Like Black People"; #2 - "Reed Cowan The Deceiver "; #3 - "Take Your Scriptures And Gimme Your Car" Boner #1 - "I'm Not Racist, I Just Don't Like Black People"; #2 - "Reed Cowan The Deceiver "; #3 - "Take Your Scriptures And Gimme Your Car" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Logan Will Talk When Logan Is Ready To Talk"; #2 - "Now We Know Why They're Former Paramedics"; #3 - "Why Must The Poor Breed?" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner012510.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 23DCC64B-B4E0-4ABB-8881-2796F82A864A Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:27:59 -0700 Boner #1 - "Logan Will Talk When Logan Is Ready To Talk"; #2 - "Now We Know Why They're Former Paramedics"; #3 - "Why Must The Poor Breed?" Boner #1 - "Logan Will Talk When Logan Is Ready To Talk"; #2 - "Now We Know Why They're Former Paramedics"; #3 - "Why Must The Poor Breed?" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Get Your Grades Up Or Your Little Brother's Gonna Get It"; #2 - "BUTTERS!"; #3 - "Jewish Prayers Be Damned, Land The Plane" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner012210.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D7C780AF-03BD-423C-BF26-02A04F3D562D Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:39:20 -0700 Boner #1 - "Get Your Grades Up Or Your Little Brother's Gonna Get It"; #2 - "BUTTERS!"; #3 - "Jewish Prayers Be Damned, Land The Plane" Boner #1 - "Get Your Grades Up Or Your Little Brother's Gonna Get It"; #2 - "BUTTERS!"; #3 - "Jewish Prayers Be Damned, Land The Plane" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "The United States Is Pure Evil"; #2 - "Shaky Shaky Shaky"; #3 - "Tweet From A Twit" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner012110.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E987D889-7E9D-43A2-9F21-A9DA84B7D487 Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:48:40 -0700 Boner #1 - "The United States Is Pure Evil"; #2 - "Shaky Shaky Shaky"; #3 - "Tweet From A Twit" Boner #1 - "The United States Is Pure Evil"; #2 - "Shaky Shaky Shaky"; #3 - "Tweet From A Twit" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "It's my Jesus Gun"; #2 - "I'd kill to have a party when I get out"; #3 - "Waaaah Waaaah Waaah" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner012010.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4B0F72FB-5282-4211-9A9E-949CD0F2AA7F Wed, 20 Jan 2010 08:10:25 -0700 Boner #1 - "It's my Jesus Gun"; #2 - "I'd kill to have a party when I get out"; #3 - "Waaaah Waaaah Waaah" Boner #1 - "It's my Jesus Gun"; #2 - "I'd kill to have a party when I get out"; #3 - "Waaaah Waaaah Waaah" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Yeah! Rock Out To John Denver"; #2 - "Might As Well JUMP"; #3 - "Maybe He's A Sleeper Scout" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner011910.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F7BD1ACD-5196-475B-8E10-A7AFDEEEA8D7 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:18:29 -0700 Boner #1 - "Yeah! Rock Out To John Denver"; #2 - "Might As Well JUMP"; #3 - "Maybe He's A Sleeper Scout" Boner #1 - "Yeah! Rock Out To John Denver"; #2 - "Might As Well JUMP"; #3 - "Maybe He's A Sleeper Scout" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Gee, I wonder what it looks like"; #2 - "Well, I hope it was big gun"; #3 - "Fornictaors get what they deserve" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner011510.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio CFD905A2-23A7-47AA-83FD-DC0B110C8DAB Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:41:04 -0700 Boner #1 - "Gee, I wonder what it looks like"; #2 - "Well, I hope it was big gun"; #3 - "Fornictaors get what they deserve" Boner #1 - "Gee, I wonder what it looks like"; #2 - "Well, I hope it was big gun"; #3 - "Fornictaors get what they deserve" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "You Can Let Em Walk Or Drive Their Hot Rods"; #2 - "We Don't Need Your Education Money"; #3 - "Pat Robertson, Deal With The Devil" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner011410.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7D6AAE31-C5E8-4AA1-A26B-2591C4426CE0 Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:21:06 -0700 Boner #1 - "You Can Let Em Walk Or Drive Their Hot Rods"; #2 - "We Don't Need Your Education Money"; #3 - "Pat Robertson, Deal With The Devil" Boner #1 - "You Can Let Em Walk Or Drive Their Hot Rods"; #2 - "We Don't Need Your Education Money"; #3 - "Pat Robertson, Deal With The Devil" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Avatar Makes Me Blue... :("; #2 - "Who's Been Eating My Steaks?!"; #3 - "Grandma Got Ran Over By The Legal System" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner011310.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A51CC5A3-5113-4C92-A0FE-B170F14260C7 Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:31:47 -0700 Boner #1 - "How Much Ammo Can I Carry On?"; #2 - "Let Me Lock Up Your Money"; #3 - "Fair And Balanced" Boner #1 - "How Much Ammo Can I Carry On?"; #2 - "Let Me Lock Up Your Money"; #3 - "Fair And Balanced" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "How Much Ammo Can I Carry On?"; #2 - "Let Me Lock Up Your Money"; #3 - "Fair And Balanced" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner011210.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0BC99F03-A1C7-45E0-A693-DC073004B2EE Tue, 12 Jan 2010 11:33:06 -0700 Boner #1 - "How Much Ammo Can I Carry On?"; #2 - "Let Me Lock Up Your Money"; #3 - "Fair And Balanced" Boner #1 - "How Much Ammo Can I Carry On?"; #2 - "Let Me Lock Up Your Money"; #3 - "Fair And Balanced" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "I Know About 300 Million People Who Need To Take Another Look At Jesus"; #2 - "I Didn't Want Him Doing It Behind My Back"; #3 - "She Was Wet" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner010810.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8B800F1D-4BE1-49CD-A1AA-0520454D21C8 Fri, 8 Jan 2010 10:36:42 -0700 Boner #1 - "I Know About 300 Million People Who Need To Take Another Look At Jesus"; #2 - "I Didn't Want Him Doing It Behind My Back"; #3 - "She Was Wet" Boner #1 - "I Know About 300 Million People Who Need To Take Another Look At Jesus"; #2 - "I Didn't Want Him Doing It Behind My Back"; #3 - "She Was Wet" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Craigslist is a great way to meet new people"; #2 - "Oh he had a watermelon under his seat too"; #3 - "We wanted you to have your mother's personal effects" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner010710.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 78200F22-F7ED-43D4-B96A-7770B7A87B85 Thu, 7 Jan 2010 11:03:13 -0700 Boner #1 - "Craigslist is a great way to meet new people"; #2 - "Oh he had a watermelon under his seat too"; #3 - "We wanted you to have your mother's personal effects" Boner #1 - "Craigslist is a great way to meet new people"; #2 - "Oh he had a watermelon under his seat too"; #3 - "We wanted you to have your mother's personal effects" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Trying To Get Away"; #2 - "I Want To Be Like My Mom and Dad!"; #3 - "I Was Trying To Be Responsible!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner010610.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B15EEA0D-2334-4FC0-8F8B-73CF10965D5A Wed, 6 Jan 2010 09:58:08 -0700 Boner #1 - "Trying To Get Away"; #2 - "I Want To Be Like My Mom and Dad!"; #3 - "I Was Trying To Be Responsible!" Boner #1 - "Trying To Get Away"; #2 - "I Want To Be Like My Mom and Dad!"; #3 - "I Was Trying To Be Responsible!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "911? I need a ride to the medicine store"; #2 - "Stop eating that apple!"; #3 - "You ain't gonna tase me!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner010510.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D9BDE1A2-7689-46EB-BD3E-A2D5BC899CDB Tue, 5 Jan 2010 07:56:09 -0700 Boner #1 - "911? I need a ride to the medicine store"; #2 - "Stop eating that apple!"; #3 - "You ain't gonna tase me!" Boner #1 - "911? I need a ride to the medicine store"; #2 - "Stop eating that apple!"; #3 - "You ain't gonna tase me!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "I'm so sleepy"; #2 - You'll eat it and like it; #3 - "You're not Santa!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner010410.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5C1527E4-78CF-414A-ADA5-9CD7BCCF23AA Mon, 4 Jan 2010 11:13:31 -0700 Boner #1 - "I'm so sleepy"; #2 - You'll eat it and like it; #3 - "You're not Santa!" Boner #1 - "I'm so sleepy"; #2 - You'll eat it and like it; #3 - "You're not Santa!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "How much for this lizard?"; #2 - Shoplifting? The Lord doesn't mind...; #3 - "Party on, dudes!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner122309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5392CA1F-BC89-4345-B137-4FC7B61B7188 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 07:23:27 -0700 Boner #1 - "How much for this lizard?"; #2 - Shoplifting? The Lord doesn't mind...; #3 - "Party on, dudes!" Boner #1 - "How much for this lizard?"; #2 - Shoplifting? The Lord doesn't mind...; #3 - "Party on, dudes!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "James Cameron is a man's man!"; #2 - Oh, that's a racial slur?"; #3 -" Hey, we're break." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner122209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5718B52B-0734-4F3A-9C3F-C7A40026DD3F Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:20:26 -0700 Boner #1 - "James Cameron is a man's man!"; #2 - Oh, that's a racial slur?"; #3 -" Hey, we're break." Boner #1 - "James Cameron is a man's man!"; #2 - Oh, that's a racial slur?"; #3 -" Hey, we're break." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Your snowball is no match for me!"; #2 - Radio douchebaggery; #3 - Today's boner winner http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner122109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 1E2A4894-6682-4767-A2F4-3C8C9C2D3418 Mon, 21 Dec 2009 07:37:19 -0700 Boner #1 - "Grandma sleeps like the dead" #2 - "Don't you know who I am!"; #3 - "The peeper escapes." Boner #1 - "Grandma sleeps like the dead" #2 - "Don't you know who I am!"; #3 - "The peeper escapes." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Well, we'll get to it!"; #2 - "I wanna be with my daddy!"; #3 - "HOOTERS!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner121809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio CA30FF90-16E9-4C35-8491-37478A677CFD Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:54:39 -0700 Boner #1 - "Grandma sleeps like the dead" #2 - "Don't you know who I am!"; #3 - "The peeper escapes." Boner #1 - "Grandma sleeps like the dead" #2 - "Don't you know who I am!"; #3 - "The peeper escapes." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Grandma sleeps like the dead" #2 - "Don't you know who I am?"; #3 - "The peeper escapes." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner121709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4C679D43-7082-42D0-B67A-6463E6AEE360 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:49:22 -0700 Boner #1 - "Grandma sleeps like the dead" #2 - "Don't you know who I am!"; #3 - "The peeper escapes." Boner #1 - "Grandma sleeps like the dead" #2 - "Don't you know who I am!"; #3 - "The peeper escapes." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - I am looking for my Huggin' Reindeer #2 - "That's what happens when you"re drunk!"; #3 - "We're saving money for a run for the presidency." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner121609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 08217579-DFEA-46D2-908C-7C1F6A5809A7 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:57:16 -0700 Boner #1 - I am looking for my Huggin' Reindeer #2 - "That's what happens when you"re drunk!"; #3 - "We're saving money for a run for the presidency." Boner #1 - I am looking for my Huggin' Reindeer #2 - "That's what happens when you"re drunk!"; #3 - "We're saving money for a run for the presidency." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts; #2 - "Sorry about that Taliban stuff, really sorry!"; #3 - He choked on a bag of pot http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner121509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 1D056220-F5B6-476A-BE83-6CCE28AC6DC8 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:33:05 -0700 Boner #1 - Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts; #2 - "Sorry about that Taliban stuff, really sorry!"; #3 - He choked on a bag of pot Boner #1 - Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts; #2 - "Sorry about that Taliban stuff, really sorry!"; #3 - He choked on a bag of pot 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1- "What are you hiding from us?" #2-I am so sorry for what I was doing for so long that I am so sorry for doing" #3-"Being but shot is my own business." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner121409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 20480C45-692C-4E76-AB2E-261D24F3A258 Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:30:56 -0700 Boner #1- "What are you hiding from us?" #2-I am so sorry for what I was doing for so long that I am so sorry for doing" #3-"Being but shot is my own business." Boner #1- "What are you hiding from us?" #2-I am so sorry for what I was doing for so long that I am so sorry for doing" #3-"Being but shot is my own business." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Kiss My hot Grits!!"; #2 - "If you have a REALLLY good story, we will let you touch the president."; #3 - "The KKK plate was taken ." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner121109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio AE554ABC-12BA-473B-B3DF-E7EC65397F4B Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:37:27 -0700 Boner #1 - "Kiss My hot Grits!!"; #2 - "If you have a REALLLY good story, we will let you touch the president."; #3 - "The KKK plate was taken ." Boner #1 - "Kiss My hot Grits!!"; #2 - "If you have a REALLLY good story, we will let you touch the president."; #3 - "The KKK plate was taken ." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Figures can lie and liars can figure!"; #2 - "A little lesbo loving!"; #3 - "TSA:Pro and on the Job ." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner121009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8061338A-6BBD-44C8-A816-C01A1DD9965E Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:38:12 -0700 Boner #1 - "Figures can lie and liars can figure!"; #2 - "A little lesbo loving!"; #3 - "TSA:Pro and on the Job ." Boner #1 - "Figures can lie and liars can figure!"; #2 - "A little lesbo loving!"; #3 - "TSA:Pro and on the Job ." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Yeah it's loaded all right!"; #2 - "Yogi wanna cream puff"; #3 - "I'll be okay when the economy collapses ." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner120909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F9B30C9C-B9F9-46AE-9BDA-0D89D4E23061 Wed, 9 Dec 2009 11:38:15 -0700 Boner #1 - "Yeah it's loaded all right!"; #2 - "Yogi wanna cream puff"; #3 - "I'll be okay when the economy collapses ." Boner #1 - "Yeah it's loaded all right!"; #2 - "Yogi wanna cream puff"; #3 - "I'll be okay when the economy collapses ." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Harry Reid does it again!"; #2 - "Nazi's have taken over my home owner's association"; #3 - "Yeah,Yeah that's Michael Jordan. We're just in the cheap seats ." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner120809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 09A61812-D4D2-4B7A-9772-F1CB84B00788 Tue, 8 Dec 2009 10:50:59 -0700 Boner #1 - "Harry Reid does it again!"; #2 - "Nazi's have taken over my home owner's association"; #3 - "Yeah,Yeah that's Michael Jordan. We're just in the cheap seats ." Boner #1 - "Harry Reid does it again!"; #2 - "Nazi's have taken over my home owner's association"; #3 - "Yeah,Yeah that's Michael Jordan. We're just in the cheap seats ." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "The Lord will provide!"; #2 - "Yeah, she's my girlfriend."; #3 - "it's the great Muslim, Charlie brown ." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner120709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 514975DE-546B-44E3-A1BF-F2FB19648CD5 Mon, 7 Dec 2009 10:30:21 -0700 Boner #1 - "The Lord will provide!"; #2 - "Yeah, she's my girlfriend."; #3 - "it's the great Muslim, Charlie brown ." questions." Boner #1 - "The Lord will provide!"; #2 - "Yeah, she's my girlfriend."; #3 - "it's the great Muslim, Charlie brown ." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Thas santa's gonna blow you up!"; #2 - "Yeah,Yeah you are a veteran..we get it."; #3 - "Please do not distract Sarah with your pesky questions." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner120409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5436A7E4-0D6A-40B7-8F50-5A7E89729895 Fri, 4 Dec 2009 10:31:47 -0700 Boner #1 - "Thas santa's gonna blow you up!"; #2 - "Yeah,Yeah you are a veteran..we get it."; #3 - "Please do not distract Sarah with your pesky questions." Boner #1 - "Thas santa's gonna blow you up!"; #2 - "Yeah,Yeah you are a veteran..we get it."; #3 - "Please do not distract Sarah with your pesky questions." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "we know how to handle the gay problem!"; #2 - "Thieves need Christmas too."; #3 - "You know we are going to have to review our booking procedures." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner120309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D5665E96-76A4-48E1-AF30-4847451B9F5A Thu, 3 Dec 2009 11:05:16 -0700 Boner #1 - "we know how to handle the gay problem!"; #2 - "Thieves need Christmas too."; #3 - "You know we are going to have to review our booking procedures." Boner #1 - "we know how to handle the gay problem!"; #2 - "Thieves need Christmas too."; #3 - "You know we are going to have to review our booking procedures." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Miss Hathaway! Stop that plane!"; #2 - "The best kind of pie is free pie; the worst kind is burn ward pie"; #3 - "Eaaasy pickin's." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner120209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7207660B-6A07-4A6C-9879-0AD992EA7178 Wed, 2 Dec 2009 08:26:38 -0700 Boner # 1 ' this coincidence was no ones fault so you are suspended" #2 " Y fans or U fans? They are all the same." #3 " I'm calling for a band on Swiss army watches." Boner # 1 ' this coincidence was no ones fault so you are suspended" #2 " Y fans or U fans? They are all the same." #3 " I'm calling for a band on Swiss army watches." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner # 1 ' this coincidence was no ones fault so you are suspended" #2 " Y fans or U fans? They are all the same." #3 " I'm calling for a band on Swiss army watches." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner120109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E09ADB16-755D-41AE-94DA-BEE07EEC2653 Tue, 1 Dec 2009 10:39:38 -0700 Boner # 1 ' this coincidence was no ones fault so you are suspended" #2 " Y fans or U fans? They are all the same." #3 " I'm calling for a band on Swiss army watches." Boner # 1 ' this coincidence was no ones fault so you are suspended" #2 " Y fans or U fans? They are all the same." #3 " I'm calling for a band on Swiss army watches." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Sorry system down No podcast http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner113009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 80C29D6C-4B6A-40BF-BF9F-CB43452FC4FC Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:33:12 -0700 Sorry system down No podcast Sorry system down No podcast 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "I'm thinking about it!"; #2 "Every Girl needs a Goal"; #3 "Our Racist World" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner112509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4885DC22-F833-4A1C-944D-1A3825971EE4 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:37:40 -0700 Boner #1 "I'm thinking about it!"; #2 "Every Girl needs a Goal"; #3 "Our Racist World" Boner #1 "I'm thinking about it!"; #2 "Every Girl needs a Goal"; #3 "Our Racist World" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "You're fired, hat liar!"; #2 "He was holding on to the luggage rack..."; #3 "Help! I'm a ninja! Help!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner112409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 603085A1-F07F-4DEC-90D1-7ACC89A9460B Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:35:57 -0700 Boner #1 "On second thought, I don't need a ride"; #2 "Oh what does a coma patient need money for?"; #3 "Oh , so that was your best friend I killed." Boner #1 "On second thought, I don't need a ride"; #2 "Oh what does a coma patient need money for?"; #3 "Oh , so that was your best friend I killed." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "On second thought, I don't need a ride"; #2 "Oh what does a coma patient need money for?"; #3 "Oh , so that was your best friend I killed." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner112309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 80D33AF7-0DA2-46D7-A7DB-F439BAD73E7A Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:13:15 -0700 Boner #1 "On second thought, I don't need a ride"; #2 "Oh what does a coma patient need money for?"; #3 "Oh , so that was your best friend I killed." Boner #1 "On second thought, I don't need a ride"; #2 "Oh what does a coma patient need money for?"; #3 "Oh , so that was your best friend I killed." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "Goin' Rouge"; #2 "I don't see nothin' racist"; #3 "Her mother told me to do it" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner112009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C01959E0-124D-4E08-A191-B09875A204BC Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:50:53 -0700 Boner #1 "Goin' Rouge"; #2 "I don't see nothin' racist"; #3 "Her mother told me to do it" Boner #1 "Goin' Rouge"; #2 "I don't see nothin' racist"; #3 "Her mother told me to do it" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "Damn Liberals"; #2 "Shoot Me Up"; #3 "A Racist editorial" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner111909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 94CBA5F7-C2E5-4754-8004-4B694254F40B Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:22:35 -0700 Boner #1 "Damn Liberals"; #2 "Shoot Me Up"; #3 "A Racist editorial" Boner #1 "Damn Liberals"; #2 "Shoot Me Up"; #3 "A Racist editorial" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "Gina's stories"; #2 "Spanish language"; #3 "Anybody who would buy the Skymall Magazine and believe it" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner111609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4D596DCE-122D-4959-A837-D3DF35D7524A Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:47:39 -0700 Boner #1 "The flight Attendants on the flight!" #2 "I shine " #3 "Gina for her views on the water, chicken fish and salad. " Boner #1 "The flight Attendants on the flight!" #2 "I shine " #3 "Gina for her views on the water, chicken fish and salad. " 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "The flight Attendants on the flight!" #2 "I shine " #3 "Gina for her views on the water, chicken fish and salad. " http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner111309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio BD9B83DE-403E-4ADC-B9DC-FC5EA45DD854 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:02:15 -0700 Boner #1 "The flight Attendants on the flight!" #2 "I shine " #3 "Gina for her views on the water, chicken fish and salad. " Boner #1 "The flight Attendants on the flight!" #2 "I shine " #3 "Gina for her views on the water, chicken fish and salad. " 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "When talking out of your ash !" #2 "How much to go all the way? " #3 "Boom Town" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner111209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio CCAC8337-1F1D-4DCE-BB3D-0876E620996A Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:58:03 -0700 Boner #1 "When talking out of your ash !" #2 "How much to go all the way? " #3 "Boom Town" Boner #1 "When talking out of your ash !" #2 "How much to go all the way? " #3 "Boom Town" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "I stop when I herd her hit the side of the truck!" #2 "Oh lock picking wears me out " #3 "We'll cancel the prom if you let them dykes in. " http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner111109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 9F5BD215-05C6-43DF-9916-09E29AB9AC0F Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:09:31 -0700 Boner #1 "I stop when I herd her hit the side of the truck!" #2 "Oh lock picking wears me out " #3 "We'll cancel the prom if you let them dykes in. " Boner #1 "I stop when I herd her hit the side of the truck!" #2 "Oh lock picking wears me out " #3 "We'll cancel the prom if you let them dykes in. " 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "I only want what is good for America!" #2 "I am a better dad than you are " #3 "I'm Junky the clown" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner111009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8E49E2D5-4595-4F55-A501-C8F23CEBE845 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:47:20 -0700 Boner #1 "I only want what is good for America!" #2 "I am a better dad than you are " #3 "I'm Junky the clown" Boner #1 "I only want what is good for America!" #2 "I am a better dad than you are " #3 "I'm Junky the clown" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "Who needs a swine flu shot!" #2 "Cowabunga! " #3 "Battling Beauty babes " http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner110909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C815D7CC-CF7D-41DD-A0E4-9E0D88491A5A Mon, 9 Nov 2009 10:29:48 -0700 Boner #1 "Who needs a swine flu shot!" #2 "Cowabunga! " #3 "Battling Beauty babes " Boner #1 "Who needs a swine flu shot!" #2 "Cowabunga! " #3 "Battling Beauty babes " 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "Don't you know who i am ?!" #2 "Baby in a Box " #3 "Ms.California is walking away " http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner110609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0F947281-5A26-4F3F-A71E-CAC14E076EAB Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:19:36 -0700 Boner #1 "Don't you know who i am ?!" #2 "Baby in a Box " #3 "Ms.California is walking away " Boner #1 "Don't you know who i am ?!" #2 "Baby in a Box " #3 "Ms.California is walking away " 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "Hey Blow into this!" #2 "Hey is this an all ages show " #3 "You know, when you are a cop in tooele...It's party time!." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner110509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 002FBC28-B24B-4693-B13C-1F92DAE09F87 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 12:00:18 -0700 Boner #1 "Hey Blow into this!" #2 "Hey is this an all ages show " #3 "You know, when you are a cop in tooele...It's party time!." Boner #1 "Hey Blow into this!" #2 "Hey is this an all ages show " #3 "You know, when you are a cop in tooele...It's party time!." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "You want an A in my class?!" #2 "what's a girl gotta do for some TP " #3 "I can't come to work I will be stabbed." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner110409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5B8A0321-5673-4ECA-A216-1724F82A8EA2 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 10:04:29 -0700 Boner #1 "You want an A in my class?!" #2 "what's a girl gotta do for some TP " #3 "I can't come to work I will be stabbed." Boner #1 "You want an A in my class?!" #2 "what's a girl gotta do for some TP " #3 "I can't come to work I will be stabbed." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "Gimme your candy!" #2 "Is that ferret in your pants " #3 " I once was blind but now I.C.P" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner110309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio BB287237-462E-46CC-A1E8-836158EF55D5 Tue, 3 Nov 2009 11:06:48 -0700 Boner #1 "Gimme your candy!" #2 "Is that ferret in your pants " #3 " I once was blind but now I.C.P" Boner #1 "Gimme your candy!" #2 "Is that ferret in your pants " #3 " I once was blind but now I.C.P" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 WE do not censor books." #2 Go plane, go I want daddy." #3 “MOST of the staff are very annoyed by this.” http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner110209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8CA23147-25E6-49E3-A6B6-67947C55FCD0 Mon, 2 Nov 2009 10:46:22 -0700 Boner #1 WE do not censor books." #2 Go plane, go I want daddy." #3 “MOST of the staff are very annoyed by this.” Boner #1 WE do not censor books." #2 Go plane, go I want daddy." #3 “MOST of the staff are very annoyed by this.” 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "I've got a belly ache!"; #2 - Radio Scum; # 3 - "We're in disguise!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner103009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6B6D8690-8F85-46D5-AD4C-B138B5AF2562 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:10:05 -0600 Boners #1 "Is the defendant a monkey?" #2 Oh that steak had a kick!"# 3 " I wanna be a jogging she male when I grow up!" Boners #1 "Is the defendant a monkey?" #2 Oh that steak had a kick!"# 3 " I wanna be a jogging she male when I grow up!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boners #1 "Is the defendant a monkey?" #2 Oh that steak had a kick!"# 3 " I wanna be a jogging she male when I grow up!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner102909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio DB172607-14BD-4614-A578-AB4A9587C3DC Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:11:09 -0600 Boners #1 "Is the defendant a monkey?" #2 Oh that steak had a kick!"# 3 " I wanna be a jogging she male when I grow up!" Boners #1 "Is the defendant a monkey?" #2 Oh that steak had a kick!"# 3 " I wanna be a jogging she male when I grow up!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "No believing in God and country here!"; #2 - "Turn on the windshield washers!"; #3 - "I'm callin' you out for high stickin" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner102809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A7773870-3B95-4783-BE01-D559572A8424 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:58:10 -0600 Boner #1 - "No believing in God and country here!"; #2 - "Turn on the windshield washers!"; #3 - "I'm callin' you out for high stickin" Boner #1 - "No believing in God and country here!"; #2 - "Turn on the windshield washers!"; #3 - "I'm callin' you out for high stickin" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no #1 Ok Marcus you are now Mark, Pedro you are now Peter, and Maria you are now Mary #2 Alright leather face hold it right there #3 We want you to feel even worse about having that abortion. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner102709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 30D6F7DD-DCCF-46F7-B0A9-93CDFF43389E Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:25:01 -0600 #1 Ok Marcus you are now Mark, Pedro you are now Peter, and Maria you are now Mary #2 Alright leather face hold it right there #3 We want you to feel even worse about having that abortion. #1 Ok Marcus you are now Mark, Pedro you are now Peter, and Maria you are now Mary #2 Alright leather face hold it right there #3 We want you to feel even worse about having that abortion. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no #1 Get outta my face you danged Zombie" #2 It's my seeing eye ferret." #3 Don't you know who my father is?" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner102609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 389A00BC-C65F-4330-82C8-03523AA09335 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:38:49 -0600 #1 Get outta my face you danged Zombie" #2 It's my seeing eye ferret." #3 Don't you know who my father is?" #1 Get outta my face you danged Zombie" #2 It's my seeing eye ferret." #3 Don't you know who my father is?" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no #1 - "I'm Meatloaf! Not A meatloaf, THE Meatloaf!"; #2 - Hey, lazy boy, where's the fire?; #3 - "You land the plane!" "No, YOU land the plane!" "No, it's your turn!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner102309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D2CBA2F6-028F-4445-87D1-B34B93BA7017 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:14:45 -0600 1-Mr. Farracon is a loon 2. Sorry about them guys in prison 3. Who votes for the dead guy? 1-Mr. Farracon is a loon 2. Sorry about them guys in prison 3. Who votes for the dead guy? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1-Mr. Farracon is a loon 2. Sorry about them guys in prison 3. Who votes for the dead guy? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner102209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio FE5E1F14-27F6-4321-9DF5-5C09DCA610C0 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:04:08 -0600 1-Mr. Farracon is a loon 2. Sorry about them guys in prison 3. Who votes for the dead guy? 1-Mr. Farracon is a loon 2. Sorry about them guys in prison 3. Who votes for the dead guy? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner Candidates 1- hey kids look at this! 2- I could forgive everything if he hadn't been so RUDE! 3-baby i love you & we'll be together forever! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner102109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A052FEBD-E9FA-4247-AB31-E6F114804179 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:17:01 -0600 Boner Candidates 1- hey kids look at this! 2- I could forgive everything if he hadn't been so RUDE! 3-baby i love you & we'll be together forever! Boner Candidates 1- hey kids look at this! 2- I could forgive everything if he hadn't been so RUDE! 3-baby i love you & we'll be together forever! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no No podcast, system went down, sorry http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner102009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4D748B64-D2DE-4131-8A47-543039146F31 Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:17:25 -0600 No podcast, system went down, sorry No podcast, system went down, sorry 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "Women in tuxedos? That ain't natural!"; #2 - "I won the lottery!"; #3 - "Great Halloween decoration!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner101909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6261DC6C-F066-48A4-9ECB-670C31774FE8 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:07:20 -0600 Boner #1 - "We don't want none o' them mulatto babies!"; #2 - "You'll stay right here by the couch!"; #3 - "I'm not against rape." Boner #1 - "We don't want none o' them mulatto babies!"; #2 - "You'll stay right here by the couch!"; #3 - "I'm not against rape." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "We don't want none o' them mulatto babies!"; #2 - "You'll stay right here by the couch!"; #3 - "I'm not against rape." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner101609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5D8C8F7B-B6C4-4903-A1E6-C1048748FA1C Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:56:47 -0600 Boner #1 - "We don't want none o' them mulatto babies!"; #2 - "You'll stay right here by the couch!"; #3 - "I'm not against rape." Boner #1 - "We don't want none o' them mulatto babies!"; #2 - "You'll stay right here by the couch!"; #3 - "I'm not against rape." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "would I kill my own dog?" #2 "My god man put on a glove"#3 "I've got a cake to make" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner101509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio FEA593E1-A7AD-4511-8471-94246E74AEC7 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:44:34 -0600 Boner #1 "would I kill my own dog?" #2 "My god man put on a glove"#3 "I've got a cake to make" Boner #1 "would I kill my own dog?" #2 "My god man put on a glove"#3 "I've got a cake to make" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 "zero tolerance gone bad." #2 "Maria you are making me look bad"#3 "Momma needs a drinky poo" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner101409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio DE6C9AC4-5567-4EF7-A605-861D6CA44310 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:31:30 -0600 Boner #1 "zero tolerance gone bad." #2 "Maria you are making me look bad"#3 "Momma needs a drinky poo" Boner #1 "zero tolerance gone bad." #2 "Maria you are making me look bad"#3 "Momma needs a drinky poo" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boners #1 " This is the best health care system in the world" #2 "Oh...There's my cell phone"# 3 "Sister walker, I heard you got a huge life insurance settlement" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner101309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 9A4C5901-B320-4C8C-A452-B4F31CD606DB Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:21:24 -0600 Boners #1 " This is the best health care system in the world" #2 "Oh...There's my cell phone"# 3 "Sister walker, I heard you got a huge life insurance settlement" Boners #1 " This is the best health care system in the world" #2 "Oh...There's my cell phone"# 3 "Sister walker, I heard you got a huge life insurance settlement" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boners #1 " oooh babe childbirth makes me horny" #2 "blew off my damn hand"# 3 "I said I want fries with that." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner101209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C43AECDE-1A4B-4EF7-9186-10EFA785B62A Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:26:51 -0600 Boners #1 " oooh babe childbirth makes me horny" #2 "blew off my damn hand"# 3 "I said I want fries with that." Boners #1 " oooh babe childbirth makes me horny" #2 "blew off my damn hand"# 3 "I said I want fries with that." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) What about that 3 legged cat then? 2)Hey you going to Principal Wilson's retirement party? 3)well you know, they are just Mexicans http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner100909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 38DDF912-02F3-4583-AE4C-4F22F3600AF5 Fri, 9 Oct 2009 11:24:05 -0600 1) What about that 3 legged cat then? 2)Hey you going to Principal Wilson's retirement party? 3)well you know, they are just Mexicans 1) What about that 3 legged cat then? 2)Hey you going to Principal Wilson's retirement party? 3)well you know, they are just Mexicans 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Computer problems today, sorry no podcast. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner100809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 648BB5AA-3FDB-4963-8F5F-26FB4DDE0E24 Thu, 8 Oct 2009 10:47:56 -0600 Computer problems today, sorry no podcast. Computer problems today, sorry no podcast. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner Candidate #1 - "I'm Jason Chaffetz" #2 - "Mary Claire" #3 - "Weeeee!" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner100709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 504D48AE-84CB-48F2-8911-F937CF39C207 Wed, 7 Oct 2009 11:26:02 -0600 Boner Candidate #1 - "I'm Jason Chaffetz" #2 - "Mary Claire" #3 - "Weeeee!" Boner Candidate #1 - "I'm Jason Chaffetz" #2 - "Mary Claire" #3 - "Weeeee!" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)I gotta smoke 2)Well pee on you 3)You've been whooped by the police. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner100609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4485B11B-4F0B-45FF-A91A-505BB3D4EA74 Tue, 6 Oct 2009 07:36:36 -0600 1)I gotta smoke 2)Well pee on you 3)You've been whooped by the police. 1)I gotta smoke 2)Well pee on you 3)You've been whooped by the police. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)You Smell Somethin'? 2)Uhh Sex or Pilates? Ahh The Blind Guy Won't Know the Difference. 3)General Conference Vandalism. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner100509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio ADB7874D-D6C9-4167-8750-FBF103DDEF62 Mon, 5 Oct 2009 10:27:24 -0600 1)You Smell Somethin'? 2)Uhh Sex or Pilates? Ahh The Blind Guy Won't Know the Difference. 3)General Conference Vandalism. 1)You Smell Somethin'? 2)Uhh Sex or Pilates? Ahh The Blind Guy Won't Know the Difference. 3)General Conference Vandalism. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Boner #1 - "What do you mean I have a gub?"; #2 - "I vas reaching for ze stickshift!"; #3 - Hey Republicans, no backsies! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner100209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7B6C092F-D42B-4B10-8017-6E047A404793 Fri, 2 Oct 2009 09:41:47 -0600 Boner #1 - "What do you mean I have a gub?"; #2 - "I vas reaching for ze stickshift!"; #3 - Hey Republicans, no backsies!" Boner #1 - "What do you mean I have a gub?"; #2 - "I vas reaching for ze stickshift!"; #3 - Hey Republicans, no backsies! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)"What the ...?"2)"You need some dimes with that" 3)" Time of death...um...let's see...right NOW." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner100109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 654B11DB-0D5A-47CA-82D1-E83CB96FEFB2 Thu, 1 Oct 2009 11:02:33 -0600 1)"What the ...?"2)"You need some dimes with that" 3)" Time of death...um...let's see...right NOW." 1)"What the ...?"2)"You need some dimes with that" 3)" Time of death...um...let's see...right NOW." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)"Mmmmm..yummy...pot"2)"Well, at least he wasn't texting..." 3)" I read part of one of them witchcraft books." http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner093009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0B411A08-AD85-4EB3-90BB-3C75A14F15E5 Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:44:33 -0600 1)"Mmmmm..yummy...pot"2)"Well, at least he wasn't texting..." 3)" I read part of one of them witchcraft books." 1)"Mmmmm..yummy...pot"2)"Well, at least he wasn't texting..." 3)" I read part of one of them witchcraft books." 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)"Did you hear somethin Moe?"2)"I gotta get to the bar" 3)Sports builds character http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner092909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 66FAE54F-7D51-4421-8AF6-6C0B82F90518 Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:00:32 -0600 1)"Did you hear somethin Moe?"2)"I gotta get to the bar" 3)Sports builds character 1)"Did you hear somethin Moe?"2)"I gotta get to the bar" 3)Sports builds character 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Looney the gun safety bird 2)Well I had a one out of 4 chance it was the right leg 3)You have been to long in the sun http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner092809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 489507F1-9492-4EE7-9313-42AFF418190A Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:48:09 -0600 1)Looney the gun safety bird 2)Well I had a one out of 4 chance it was the right leg 3)You have been to long in the sun 1)Looney the gun safety bird 2)Well I had a one out of 4 chance it was the right leg 3)You have been to long in the sun 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) "My altimeter said I was 65 feet away!" 2) "Well, I didn't get nothin' on the hunt" 3) "Don't you know who I am?" http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner092509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 9E24936C-33DD-4C68-803A-0914E85C6764 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 08:26:33 -0600 1) "My altimeter said I was 65 feet away!" 2) "Well, I didn't get nothin' on the hunt" 3) "Don't you know who I am?" 1) "My altimeter said I was 65 feet away!" 2) "Well, I didn't get nothin' on the hunt" 3) "Don't you know who I am?" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) WEEEE 2)Yeah, I shot him- I was drinkin' 3) Fixin' the road during rush hour http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner092409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 78067BAC-E53F-444E-B247-B7BDFC155D97 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:46:15 -0600 1) WEEEE 2)Yeah, I shot him- I was drinkin' 3) Fixin' the road during rush hour 1) WEEEE 2)Yeah, I shot him- I was drinkin' 3) Fixin' the road during rush hour 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Fair and Balanced,You decide 2)Naked on limier street 3) Who wants me!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner092209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 9DC29882-658E-4E33-8A2F-EFAAA7F610A8 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 09:45:02 -0600 1) Fair and Balanced,You decide 2)Naked on limier street 3) Who wants me!! 1) Fair and Balanced,You decide 2)Naked on limier street 3) Who wants me!! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) I know let's take an insane killer to the fair 2) Sports Crime 3) That was a can of sprite! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner092109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F1A970D2-CA02-48B8-88B2-C9A838ABFB0D Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:33:55 -0600 1) I know let's take an insane killer to the fair 2) Sports Crime 3) That was a can of sprite! 1) I know let's take an insane killer to the fair 2) Sports Crime 3) That was a can of sprite! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Rush Limbaugh goes full racist 2) Did anyone pick up my penny? 3) Those rottweilers are good dogs http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner091809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio AB0ED21A-C1FD-4686-9523-9E3ABDD2A302 Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:50:15 -0600 1) Rush Limbaugh goes full racist 2) Did anyone pick up my penny? 3) Those rottweilers are good dogs 1) Rush Limbaugh goes full racist 2) Did anyone pick up my penny? 3) Those rottweilers are good dogs 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Stop your hollerin at the dang ol' TV!! 2) I remember goin' to Hooters 3)You try being a gay porn twin! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner091709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0753EB27-7AA5-429D-BBB3-5D318C2C3543 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:34:50 -0600 1)Stop your hollerin at the dang ol' TV!! 2) I remember goin' to Hooters 3)You try being a gay porn twin! 1)Stop your hollerin at the dang ol' TV!! 2) I remember goin' to Hooters 3)You try being a gay porn twin! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Totally awesome super mayor 2) MMMMMM dumpster sex 3) well not ALL hispanics http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner091609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 085E3480-B846-4C8F-9EBB-7BFC21D9805A Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:58:08 -0600 1)Totally awesome super mayor 2) MMMMMM dumpster sex 3) well not ALL hispanics 1)Totally awesome super mayor 2) MMMMMM dumpster sex 3) well not ALL hispanics 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)I have built my own ticket out of this joint 2)Chris Buttars applauds Indonesia 3)I need to use the phone. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner091409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3FFC20E7-6531-4FCF-B7E3-9608D786B526 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:33:26 -0600 1)I have built my own ticket out of this joint 2)Chris Buttars applauds Indonesia 3)I need to use the phone. 1)I have built my own ticket out of this joint 2)Chris Buttars applauds Indonesia 3)I need to use the phone. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Kayne West is everybody's friend 2) Gleen Beck,Jason Chafetz and the whole damn bunch 3)Quite peeing on the tree http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner091409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E5A90734-E317-455B-8DCD-1E8032E087F0 Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:55:28 -0600 1)Kayne West is everybody's friend 2) Gleen Beck,Jason Chafetz and the whole damn bunch 3)Quite peeing on the tree 1)Kayne West is everybody's friend 2) Gleen Beck,Jason Chafetz and the whole damn bunch 3)Quite peeing on the tree 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)I got you with a jellyfish 2)Today I'd like to define hypocrisy 3)That Kidnapped girl missed allot of good sports http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner091109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D6446AF4-C277-44CA-8299-12B24CC487F4 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:42:06 -0600 1)I got you with a jellyfish 2)Today I'd like to define hypocrisy 3)That Kidnapped girl missed allot of good sports 1)I got you with a jellyfish 2)Today I'd like to define hypocrisy 3)That Kidnapped girl missed allot of good sports 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)I thought it was kind of warm 2)More hot republican sex! 3)I'm no scientist http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner091009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A07AEFE8-6ED3-4121-88D0-AB6E41DA483F Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:14:04 -0600 1)We are going to make a big ol' pot of chili 2)And the house you rolls in on 3)Can we have a date when I get out? 1)We are going to make a big ol' pot of chili 2)And the house you rolls in on 3)Can we have a date when I get out? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)We are going to make a big ol' pot of chili 2)And the house you rolls in on 3)Can we have a date when I get out? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner090909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 2608BBF3-7DFE-4AB5-8825-F986655314E0 Wed, 9 Sep 2009 11:22:19 -0600 1)We are going to make a big ol' pot of chili 2)And the house you rolls in on 3)Can we have a date when I get out? 1)We are going to make a big ol' pot of chili 2)And the house you rolls in on 3)Can we have a date when I get out? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)I'm Hungry.I'm Hungry 2)Coaching, By Immersion 3)Keeping your kids from listening to the Obama speech http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner090809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio EB3BAAA4-7F40-4D43-9D01-84269C3C0AB9 Tue, 8 Sep 2009 10:40:28 -0600 1)I'm Hungry.I'm Hungry 2)Coaching, By Immersion 3)Keeping your kids from listening to the Obama speech 1)I'm Hungry.I'm Hungry 2)Coaching, By Immersion 3)Keeping your kids from listening to the Obama speech 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Them gals is plump 2)Excuse me ma'am,are you slooshing? 3)Go with God sister, Go with God http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner090409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E25AC1B6-C1A8-476F-8675-88EEE990F754 Fri, 4 Sep 2009 10:45:22 -0600 1)Them gals is plump 2)Excuse me ma'am,are you slooshing? 3)Go with God sister, Go with God 1)Them gals is plump 2)Excuse me ma'am,are you slooshing? 3)Go with God sister, Go with God 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)I'll teach you family loyalty 2) I'll give you something to cry about 3)What does she need with the money? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner090309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 67416353-BF29-403D-BB83-358FBC7D8C15 Thu, 3 Sep 2009 10:59:19 -0600 1)I'll teach you family loyalty 2) I'll give you something to cry about 3)What does she need with the money? 1)I'll teach you family loyalty 2) I'll give you something to cry about 3)What does she need with the money? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)There can only be one2) How much for an A 3)He was just so dark http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner090209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B5A21FE1-8A12-4D00-B95D-77C5EAA5D0CF Wed, 2 Sep 2009 09:54:49 -0600 1)There can only be one2) How much for an A 3)He was just so dark 1)There can only be one2) How much for an A 3)He was just so dark 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Never take a job recommended by a fisherman 2) Come on...I know your down there 3)I don't know what to tell you..I hate to disappoint but I don't have any hands http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner090109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 54DC7A6B-587A-4538-AF06-DB3BEF6AC13A Tue, 1 Sep 2009 10:14:16 -0600 1)Never take a job recommended by a fisherman 2) Come on...I know your down there 3)I don't know what to tell you..I hate to disappoint but I don't have any hands 1)Never take a job recommended by a fisherman 2) Come on...I know your down there 3)I don't know what to tell you..I hate to disappoint but I don't have any hands 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) God Evelyn, you were supposed to die! 2) He said he'd call and he hasn't! 3)We got no room for humor here, No Room! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner083109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio EC4BE6E2-0FA0-4350-A457-3EAC726CC800 Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:41:39 -0600 1) God Evelyn, you were supposed to die! 2) He said he'd call and he hasn't! 3)We got no room for humor here, No Room! 1) God Evelyn, you were supposed to die! 2) He said he'd call and he hasn't! 3)We got no room for humor here, No Room! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) I see you, 2) I'm gonna bag me a president! 3) There are bright people in congress - I'm just not one of them. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner082809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5797DAF5-6307-40F8-85B3-389928911DB3 Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:02:19 -0600 1) I see you, 2) I'm gonna bag me a president! 3) There are bright people in congress - I'm just not one of them. 1) I see you, 2) I'm gonna bag me a president! 3) There are bright people in congress - I'm just not one of them. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)He didn't look polish enough 2) Louie was always quiet...too quite... 3) I guess we'll have to take the bugger out again http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner082709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8137400C-6769-4FC2-AC8E-D5907EC7CEB0 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:45:56 -0600 1)He didn't look polish enough 2) Louie was always quiet...too quite... 3) I guess we'll have to take the bugger out again 1)He didn't look polish enough 2) Louie was always quiet...too quite... 3) I guess we'll have to take the bugger out again 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Hello, like my bathing suit? 2) hey, is that Brett Favre? No it's a goat 3) I use my children as billboards http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner082609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio CD7B3BC7-6B1E-4FE1-AA33-3BC76E941480 Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:27:29 -0600 1)Hello, like my bathing suit? 2) hey, is that Brett Favre? No it's a goat 3) I use my children as billboards 1)Hello, like my bathing suit? 2) hey, is that Brett Favre? No it's a goat 3) I use my children as billboards 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)krikey, This'll be funny mate, 2)I'm the deputy director of the CIA 3)Get a load o' these http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner082509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio BD4962BD-25B6-43EC-B629-5D3E04029989 Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:40:48 -0600 1)krikey, This'll be funny mate, 2)I'm the deputy director of the CIA 3)Get a load o' these 1)krikey, This'll be funny mate, 2)I'm the deputy director of the CIA 3)Get a load o' these 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Damn dirty dolphins,2) That's not dad 3) Hey where did your tattoo go? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner082409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio FC3235C5-A7AD-41CD-ABE4-ED6E9D66D226 Mon, 24 Aug 2009 10:22:49 -0600 1)Damn dirty dolphins,2) That's not dad 3) Hey where did your tattoo go? 1)Damn dirty dolphins,2) That's not dad 3) Hey where did your tattoo go? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Stuff your dog license, 2)Gimme that ball!, 3) I'll teach you to talk outta turn! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner082109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 2D52FD0E-93B6-4F88-ACBC-087F11F80E15 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:56:42 -0600 1) Stuff your dog license, 2)Gimme that ball!, 3) I'll teach you to talk outta turn! 1) Stuff your dog license, 2)Gimme that ball!, 3) I'll teach you to talk outta turn! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) I Can Teach You How To Drive Under All Circumstances 2) Innocent People Belong In Jail 3 ) They'd Kill For A Bag Of Soup http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner082009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F5B03385-0A73-4699-84BF-DBBEAA2FEB0E Thu, 20 Aug 2009 10:15:43 -0600 1) I Can Teach You How To Drive Under All Circumstances 2) Innocent People Belong In Jail 3 ) They'd Kill For A Bag Of Soup 1) I Can Teach You How To Drive Under All Circumstances 2) Innocent People Belong In Jail 3 ) They'd Kill For A Bag Of Soup 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Oh, You Wanted Those Teeth? 2) I Was Making A Memory 3 ) Have A Seat Coke Butt... http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner081909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C8C9AD78-4489-4E85-B831-95DFAE7E76B1 Wed, 19 Aug 2009 09:28:52 -0600 1) Oh, You Wanted Those Teeth? 2) I Was Making A Memory 3 ) Have A Seat Coke Butt... 1) Oh, You Wanted Those Teeth? 2) I Was Making A Memory 3 ) Have A Seat Coke Butt... 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Well I didn't burn 'em, 2) scruffy was delicious, 3 ) I said draw you mother fetcher http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner081809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6CE3B67E-5056-4E5A-8A72-2F954B83C9DE Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:15:49 -0600 1) Well I didn't burn 'em, 2) scruffy was delicious, 3 ) I said draw you mother fetcher 1) Well I didn't burn 'em, 2) scruffy was delicious, 3 ) I said draw you mother fetcher 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) How'd you find me? 2) There are dumb crooks everywhere, 3) Bring back Sammy http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner081709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E8BE33AF-A1EE-4229-A3FA-02B659D42E8B Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:34:38 -0600 1) How'd you find me? 2) There are dumb crooks everywhere, 3) Bring back Sammy 1) How'd you find me? 2) There are dumb crooks everywhere, 3) Bring back Sammy 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Radio from Hell will announce it, 2) I love my car!, 3)I thought I was already doing service http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner081409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F24E18B8-03DF-4A46-B5A5-165A8F3D60B2 Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:49:16 -0600 1) Radio from Hell will announce it, 2) I love my car!, 3)I thought I was already doing service 1) Radio from Hell will announce it, 2) I love my car!, 3)I thought I was already doing service 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Radio from Hell will announce it, 2) I love my car!, 3)I thought I was already doing service http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner081309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A1DF2C05-CB3B-46EB-A985-9C6E529C494F Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:49:18 -0600 1) Radio from Hell will announce it, 2) I love my car!, 3)I thought I was already doing service 1) Radio from Hell will announce it, 2) I love my car!, 3)I thought I was already doing service 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Yawned At The Wrong Time 2) The Ninja's Got Us 3) She Cant Smooth Things Over With The Police http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner081209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8047762F-BD15-4083-8109-FFE1AB1B328F Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:35:29 -0600 1) Yawned At The Wrong Time 2) The Ninja's Got Us 3) She Cant Smooth Things Over With The Police 1) Yawned At The Wrong Time 2) The Ninja's Got Us 3) She Cant Smooth Things Over With The Police 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) I'm Gonna Punch You In the Face 2) Hot Hampster In The Glove Box 3) I Cant Listen to You Any More http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner081109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0C8BF940-AB63-4001-A466-2857E68F01AB Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:48:24 -0600 1) You must get sleepier 2) I am ok 3) Check the Folds 1) You must get sleepier 2) I am ok 3) Check the Folds 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Are You Sandwich Crazy 2) Kitty Porn 3) You Know The Thing About Bears Is!!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner081009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 62FD6FFE-0484-4C39-A4AD-2D1BFA330AFC Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:45:47 -0600 1) You must get sleepier 2) I am ok 3) Check the Folds 1) You must get sleepier 2) I am ok 3) Check the Folds 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) You must get sleepier 2) I am ok 3) Check the Folds http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner080709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C1EC3E14-9A39-49F1-99E4-E3CECF191DCD Fri, 7 Aug 2009 05:37:46 -0600 1) You must get sleepier 2) I am ok 3) Check the Folds 1) You must get sleepier 2) I am ok 3) Check the Folds 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) I was drunk because I'm fat, 2) Oh I feel pretty, 3) Don't embarrass the judge http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner080609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3B8F06B3-E213-45E5-BD69-D6726A31B7F9 Thu, 6 Aug 2009 06:02:08 -0600 1) I was drunk because I'm fat, 2) Oh I feel pretty, 3) Don't embarrass the judge 1) I was drunk because I'm fat, 2) Oh I feel pretty, 3) Don't embarrass the judge 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1 Crazy Glue! You can do Some Crazy Things with IT! 2 Step Away from the Coffin love 3 Shopping with mom can be a drag http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner080509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8DD5F6A2-82FE-4718-9362-FFF121E4B185 Wed, 5 Aug 2009 07:20:24 -0600 1 Crazy Glue! You can do Some Crazy Things with IT! 2 Step Away from the Coffin love 3 Shopping with mom can be a drag 1 Crazy Glue! You can do Some Crazy Things with IT! 2 Step Away from the Coffin love 3 Shopping with mom can be a drag 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)We Come to Get Our License 2) Ewwwwwwww 3)God Bless America http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner080409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7E2C18FF-9AE5-459A-A800-B146E90FDDA1 Tue, 4 Aug 2009 07:54:36 -0600 1)We Come to Get Our License 2) Ewwwwwwww 3)God Bless America 1)We Come to Get Our License 2) Ewwwwwwww 3)God Bless America 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Haka dance, I meant Haka dance 2) Bleach Attack 3) Mama gotta go to work http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner080309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B2BE389E-665C-412A-B617-91FDE2F1A673 Mon, 3 Aug 2009 06:03:53 -0600 1)Haka dance, I meant Haka dance 2) Bleach Attack 3) Mama gotta go to work 1)Haka dance, I meant Haka dance 2) Bleach Attack 3) Mama gotta go to work love 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) That dog really don't hunt , 2) Justifyable Shake Assault, 3) You don't understand we're in love http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner073109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A4A2934D-2720-49B9-A232-27FD6301BA5D Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:51:41 -0600 1) That dog really don't hunt , 2) Justifyable Shake Assault, 3) You don't understand we're in love 1) That dog really don't hunt , 2) Justifyable Shake Assault, 3) You don't understand we're in love 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Out of sight out of Mind, 2) We thought it would be Funny, 3) I Just wanted to be on the Radio so Bad http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner073009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 45F1A53D-21AE-4B1A-8ADC-573848D81EAC Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:10:10 -0600 1) Out of sight out of Mind, 2) We thought it would be Funny, 3) I Just wanted to be on the Radio so Bad 1) Out of sight out of Mind, 2) We thought it would be Funny, 3) I Just wanted to be on the Radio so Bad 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Hey the snakes escaped my pants,2) Speak up Dummy, 3) Glen Beck http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner072909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio CB13CF5E-201D-4504-8660-B1E8ADA07DEA Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:39:52 -0600 1) Hey the snakes escaped my pants,2) Speak up Dummy, 3) Glen Beck 1) Hey the snakes escaped my pants,2) Speak up Dummy, 3) Glen Beck 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Lets just hope there isn't a fire, 2) I don't know where she would hide a gun, 3) Hey mom can you help me burn Renee http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner072809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7ACFF430-2723-4849-A819-D9D38899D5F1 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:40:20 -0600 1) Lets just hope there isn't a fire, 2) I don't know where she would hide a gun, 3) Hey mom can you help me burn Renee 1) Lets just hope there isn't a fire, 2) I don't know where she would hide a gun, 3) Hey mom can you help me burn Renee 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Now, Where You From Son? 2)Someone Think of The Children 3) What Meeting Do I Go To? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner072709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6C4F86C3-7D78-4941-BA65-E07E25CF14A1 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:08:17 -0600 1)Now, Where You From Son? 2)Someone Think of The Children 3) What Meeting Do I Go To? 1)Now, Where You From Son? 2)Someone Think of The Children 3) What Meeting Do I Go To? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1)Move it! I got Bread to Deliver, 2)This is the Way We all Live in America, 3) Hey We were Afraid we Would Catch Something http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner072309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 99F50EFE-DC76-41A6-A16C-A863B236DC72 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:46:14 -0600 1)Move it! I got Bread to Deliver, 2)This is the Way We all Live in America, 3) Hey We were Afraid we Would Catch Something 1)Move it! I got Bread to Deliver, 2)This is the Way We all Live in America, 3) Hey We were Afraid we Would Catch Something 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Biking in the Nude, 2) Wear a Condom!, 3) Wah Wah Wah http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner072209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4FB37539-17C0-42E5-B982-81586437F8C6 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:42:29 -0600 1) Biking in the Nude, 2) Wear a Condom!, 3) Wah Wah Wah 1) Biking in the Nude, 2) Wear a Condom!, 3) Wah Wah Wah 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) My Schwimschuit isch Juscht too Tight, 2) I Must Freshen up, 3) Ah......... Ogden! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner072109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 808ECEAF-98AE-4744-AA2C-1104A029B00D Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:21:39 -0600 1) My Schwimschuit isch Juscht too Tight, 2) I Must Freshen up, 3) Ah......... Ogden! 1) My Schwimschuit isch Juscht too Tight, 2) I Must Freshen up, 3) Ah......... Ogden! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Logger was down it wasn't the interns this time!!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner072009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6FC9D01F-919D-4540-B36B-34B60D903E68 Mon, 20 Jul 2009 06:15:52 -0600 Logger was down it wasn't the interns this time!!! Logger was down it wasn't the interns this time!!! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) My Sister's a ho and she doesnt look anything like a chevy, 2) If this car's a rockin, dont you come busting us for crystal meth, 3) What gave me away? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner071609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio EF15A14E-12F5-4A79-81E9-959487242EF3 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:07:53 -0600 1) My Sister's a ho and she doesnt look anything like a chevy, 2) If this car's a rockin, dont you come busting us for crystal meth, 3) What gave me away? 1) My Sister's a ho and she doesnt look anything like a chevy, 2) If this car's a rockin, dont you come busting us for crystal meth, 3) What gave me away? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Hey Boy, You Have Panties in your Pants, 2) There Will be No Work for Anyone!, 3) Well this is What he Wanted! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner071509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 57ED2EA0-53FD-44D7-BF9E-D408644B17C2 Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:55:13 -0600 1) Hey Boy, You Have Panties in your Pants, 2) There Will be No Work for Anyone!, 3) Well this is What he Wanted! 1) Hey Boy, You Have Panties in your Pants, 2) There Will be No Work for Anyone!, 3) Well this is What he Wanted! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) World's Worst Mother, 2) I was worried about how she was sleeping, 3) It's beer, drink it, DRINK IT! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner0714e09.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0AA3A9EE-6D5D-4EBA-8FEF-035E94D5F82C Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:27:24 -0600 1) World's Worst Mother, 2) I was worried about how she was sleeping, 3) It's beer, drink it, DRINK IT! 1) World's Worst Mother, 2) I was worried about how she was sleeping, 3) It's beer, drink it, DRINK IT! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) The Whole Thing Is Fake 2) Just Dig Um Up And Dumpum 3) Keep Them Kids Out The Pool http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner071309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4241B0BE-3858-4D68-80C6-C382262BE904 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:23:06 -0600 1) The Whole Thing Is Fake 2) Just Dig Um Up And Dumpum 3) Keep Them Kids Out The Pool 1) The Whole Thing Is Fake 2) Just Dig Um Up And Dumpum 3) Keep Them Kids Out The Pool 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) The Whole Thing Is Fake 2) Just Dig Um Up And Dumpum 3) Keep Them Kids Out The Pool http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner071009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4588998E-8962-4CE6-B64E-1CECEE5A99A5 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:57:07 -0600 1) The Whole Thing Is Fake 2) Just Dig Um Up And Dumpum 3) Keep Them Kids Out The Pool 1) The Whole Thing Is Fake 2) Just Dig Um Up And Dumpum 3) Keep Them Kids Out The Pool 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Damned Strippers Ruined Everything 2) You See My Pants, I Told You I Lost Them 3) UNO!!!...No, No, No!!!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner070909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4269FE4B-1836-4560-993B-5AF4A14EE7F2 Thu, 9 Jul 2009 06:04:36 -0600 1) Damned Strippers Ruined Everything 2) You See My Pants, I Told You I Lost Them 3) UNO!!!...No, No, No!!!! 1) Damned Strippers Ruined Everything 2) You See My Pants, I Told You I Lost Them 3) UNO!!!...No, No, No!!!! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) I needs me some extra crispy 2) They will never look for my drugs here!!! 3) Hello, hello who is this? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner070809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4F574F16-3829-45A9-9364-8CE9B2E578CA Wed, 8 Jul 2009 08:09:28 -0600 1) I needs me some extra crispy 2) They will never look for my drugs here!!! 3) Hello, hello who is this? 1) I needs me some extra crispy 2) They will never look for my drugs here!!! 3) Hello, hello who is this? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Little Nip in the Kiddy Pool 2) Its Sweet Home Alabama Again 3) You Can't Catch Me Cripple http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner070709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 616B21E9-B39B-4B01-92FC-DFF6DD9FD79B Tue, 7 Jul 2009 06:03:06 -0600 1) Little Nip in the Kiddy Pool 2) Its Sweet Home Alabama Again 3) You Can't Catch Me Cripple 1) Little Nip in the Kiddy Pool 2) Its Sweet Home Alabama Again 3) You Can't Catch Me Cripple 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Naked is not Neglect 2) The Mayor wants you 3) Sure, we'll destroy those DVDs http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner070609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6CB0E887-3880-4304-82B4-1B9620AD5A53 Mon, 6 Jul 2009 06:27:09 -0600 1) Naked is not Neglect 2) The Mayor wants you 3) Sure, we'll destroy those DVDs 1) Naked is not Neglect 2) The Mayor wants you 3) Sure, we'll destroy those DVDs 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) My baby is hungry, 2) Wake up! Wake up!, 3) I can drink like a fish http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner062609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3AFB6110-D243-4035-95CF-20534CD854B2 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:16:24 -0600 1) My baby is hungry, 2) Wake up! Wake up!, 3) I can drink like a fish 1) My baby is hungry, 2) Wake up! Wake up!, 3) I can drink like a fish 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Take a Little Nip, 2) I Like the Birdies, 3) I Need these Franks to Go http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner062509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A17CB37F-019B-4B5C-88E2-939F46B50AA9 Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:10:26 -0600 1) Take a Little Nip, 2) I Like the Birdies, 3) I Need these Franks to Go 1) Take a Little Nip, 2) I Like the Birdies, 3) I Need these Franks to Go 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) You! The one with the gimpy arm, you work in the back. 2)It was some clown that robbed us 3) You don't miss school for nothing http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner062409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D18EF373-4F77-4F99-87AC-D0A25CB7CB8F Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:25:32 -0600 1) You! The one with the gimpy arm, you work in the back. 2)It was some clown that robbed us 3) You don't miss school for nothing 1) You! The one with the gimpy arm, you work in the back. 2)It was some clown that robbed us 3) You don't miss school for nothing 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) And in other news, my co-anchor is a dick, 2) Well how else you gonna get a bailout? 3) I was feeling a bit Damp http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner062309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 32B1363A-D820-471E-AF84-48E11C811272 Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:25:30 -0600 1) And in other news, my co-anchor is a dick, 2) Well how else you gonna get a bailout? 3) I was feeling a bit Damp 1) And in other news, my co-anchor is a dick, 2) Well how else you gonna get a bailout? 3) I was feeling a bit Damp 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) And in other news, my co-anchor is a dick, 2) Well how else you gonna get a bailout? 3) I was feeling a bit Damp http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner062209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 2B7CFD3E-DD15-4B22-869B-171B89EF4183 Mon, 22 Jun 2009 07:24:02 -0600 1) And in other news, my co-anchor is a dick, 2) Well how else you gonna get a bailout? 3) I was feeling a bit Damp 1) And in other news, my co-anchor is a dick, 2) Well how else you gonna get a bailout? 3) I was feeling a bit Damp 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. My bologina has a first name 2. I am in a mchuggin hurry!!! 3. The baby was driving http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner061909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 43A27559-8722-4445-8F3B-9E730790AE7E Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:31:24 -0600 1. My bologina has a first name 2. I am in a mchuggin hurry!!! 3. The baby was driving 1. My bologina has a first name 2. I am in a mchuggin hurry!!! 3. The baby was driving 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I need my bunnies 2. Liberal fly killer! 3. What a scam! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner061809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E5D16250-B9E8-4B72-8C1E-750A3B5DD3AB Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:10:32 -0600 1. I need my bunnies 2. Liberal fly killer! 3. What a scam! 1. I need my bunnies 2. Liberal fly killer! 3. What a scam! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) No PDAs. 2. Dont you know who he is? 3. How fast was I going? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner061709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C96B7E8C-4230-4797-8088-DD0CEE9A50BD Wed, 17 Jun 2009 10:41:15 -0600 1) No PDAs. 2. Dont you know who he is? 3. How fast was I going? 1) No PDAs. 2. Dont you know who he is? 3. How fast was I going? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Science be damned, I'm a capitalist. 2. Go to hell 3. Oodles of poodles http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner061609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C8C6060E-EBBA-4F76-976D-E106EC3174F1 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:35:04 -0600 1) Science be damned, I'm a capitalist. 2. Go to hell 3. Oodles of poodles 1) Science be damned, I'm a capitalist. 2. Go to hell 3. Oodles of poodles 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Gimme your diamonds!!! 2) Try to stab me!!!! 3) He said it, so I kicked it out of him!!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner061509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 318F8F4C-8DE0-4E76-A129-D009A067DB19 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:37:05 -0600 1) Gimme your diamonds!!! 2) Try to stab me!!!! 3) He said it, so I kicked it out of him!!! 1) Gimme your diamonds!!! 2) Try to stab me!!!! 3) He said it, so I kicked it out of him!!! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Don't mess with Union! They will eat you up. 2) That dogs a killer 3) What would you do if you spilled beer all over your pants? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner061209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7BE39CD5-7F32-4E46-A020-E527AA7069C0 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:37:04 -0600 1) Don't mess with Union! They will eat you up. 2) That dogs a killer 3) What would you do if you spilled beer all over your pants? 1) Don't mess with Union! They will eat you up. 2) That dogs a killer 3) What would you do if you spilled beer all over your pants? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) If you're carrying 7lbs. of pot, be cool man. 2) My sleep number is 1,000,000 3) OMG!!!! I'm hiding from the cops! LOL. BTW!!! Don't tell!!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner061109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio CF437026-8A47-495E-941E-5C287F32B7DC Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:37:03 -0600 1) If you're carrying 7lbs. of pot, be cool man. 2) My sleep number is 1,000,000 3) OMG!!!! I'm hiding from the cops! LOL. BTW!!! Don't tell!!! 1) If you're carrying 7lbs. of pot, be cool man. 2) My sleep number is 1,000,000 3) OMG!!!! I'm hiding from the cops! LOL. BTW!!! Don't tell!!! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) You should have seen the one that got away. 2) Come to Arkansas for our educated workmen 3) Have you met our coach, Coach Fagin? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner061009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6460F52F-471A-4316-8226-4BB80557279A Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:31:17 -0600 1) You should have seen the one that got away. 2) Come to Arkansas for our educated workmen 3) Have you met our coach, Coach Fagin? 1) You should have seen the one that got away. 2) Come to Arkansas for our educated workmen 3) Have you met our coach, Coach Fagin? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) Betty Lou, what did you do? 2) What happened to the pig?, 3) I'm against anything that might help those promiscuous Mexicans. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner060909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 9A0D602D-855F-484D-A263-D789CFE634E3 Tue, 9 Jun 2009 07:23:34 -0600 1) Betty Lou, what did you do? 2) What happened to the pig?, 3) I'm against anything that might help those promiscuous Mexicans. 1) Betty Lou, what did you do? 2) What happened to the pig?, 3) I'm against anything that might help those promiscuous Mexicans. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1) What are you gonna do? Give me an MUI?, 2) And she didn't even thank us, 3) These kids drive me to drink http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner060809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio AD809A6C-3215-43AA-8D5A-155FF1B5A2DD Mon, 8 Jun 2009 08:11:26 -0600 1) What are you gonna do? Give me an MUI?, 2) And she didn't even thank us, 3) These kids drive me to drink 1) What are you gonna do? Give me an MUI?, 2) And she didn't even thank us, 3) These kids drive me to drink 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Don't You Know Who I Am? 2. No One Ever Gave Me A Hand Up 3. Kill The Freaks http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner060509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio BBBF3F88-E9AE-4525-A80E-C5666ABFCCCB Mon, 8 Jun 2009 08:11:25 -0600 1. Don't You Know Who I Am? 2. No One Ever Gave Me A Hand Up 3. Kill The Freaks 1. Don't You Know Who I Am? 2. No One Ever Gave Me A Hand Up 3. Kill The Freaks 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Don't You Know Who I Am? 2. No One Ever Gave Me A Hand Up 3. Kill The Freaks http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner060409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B247DB36-2BD4-4AD7-AC9B-719629C1C9D3 Thu, 4 Jun 2009 07:59:03 -0600 1. Don't You Know Who I Am? 2. No One Ever Gave Me A Hand Up 3. Kill The Freaks 1. Don't You Know Who I Am? 2. No One Ever Gave Me A Hand Up 3. Kill The Freaks 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I was just trying to help 2. Next week were going to publicize the launch codes 3. Who is going to pay the damn rent? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner060309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0CBD2CE6-3627-41FA-88D0-34ECB08AFDAF Wed, 3 Jun 2009 07:16:56 -0600 1. I was just trying to help 2. Next week were going to publicize the launch codes 3. Who is going to pay the damn rent? 1. I was just trying to help 2. Next week were going to publicize the launch codes 3. Who is going to pay the damn rent? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. My tweet: I'm out for a run 2. You know danged expensive powr is. 3 He reaped what he sowed. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner060209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3E85BEC5-ED17-4C61-B47F-E5E480AAA4E0 Tue, 2 Jun 2009 07:23:12 -0600 1. My tweet: I'm out for a run 2. You know danged expensive powr is. 3 He reaped what he sowed 1. My tweet: I'm out for a run 2. You know danged expensive powr is. 3 He reaped what he sowed 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. It's a damn cartoon people. 2. And so i bit her. 3. If you get hit with a bucket of shi$%#$! Be sure to close your eyes http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner060109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A2730073-D136-4A5A-B450-3E1508D458CE Mon, 1 Jun 2009 10:18:28 -0600 1. It's a damn cartoon people. 2. And so i bit her. 3. If you get hit with a bucket of shi$%#$! Be sure to close your eyes 1. It's a damn cartoon people. 2. And so i bit her. 3. If you get hit with a bucket of shi$%#$! Be sure to close your eyes 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Its the 21st century, except in South Africa 2. Cop beating the EMT 3. Growing weed with dad http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner052909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 86157235-B8F0-4C50-A8E5-61F635D8754D Fri, 29 May 2009 09:18:05 -0600 1. Its the 21st century, except in South Africa 2. Cop beating the EMT 3. Growing weed with dad 1. Its the 21st century, except in South Africa 2. Cop beating the EMT 3. Growing weed with dad 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. so if you wanna make 20 dollars.. 2. Let the poor do something else 3. This buds for you Mr Bogota hearse driver. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner052809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C40DBB4C-DCE2-48C0-A1EB-5D1648038FDC Thu, 28 May 2009 07:21:57 -0600 1. so if you wanna make 20 dollars.. 2. Let the poor do something else 3. This buds for you Mr Bogota hearse driver. 1. so if you wanna make 20 dollars.. 2. Let the poor do something else 3. This buds for you Mr Bogota hearse driver. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Isn't this one of dem up and down bathrooms. 2. I was robbed by a 12 pack 3. My wife is sick and I'm lonely. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner052709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 029FE7EA-7029-4316-BCB9-3CDFAF4626A2 Wed, 27 May 2009 07:20:44 -0600 1. Isn't this one of dem up and down bathrooms. 2. I was robbed by a 12 pack 3. My wife is sick and I'm lonely. 1. Isn't this one of dem up and down bathrooms. 2. I was robbed by a 12 pack 3. My wife is sick and I'm lonely. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.We'll help you for a price. 2. My soup tastes funny. 3 Just get to it, ya pussy. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner052609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0D4F4D0E-060C-46F8-9BC2-B42472A68272 Tue, 26 May 2009 07:15:48 -0600 1.We'll help you for a price. 2. My soup tastes funny. 3 Just get to it, ya pussy. 1.We'll help you for a price. 2. My soup tastes funny. 3 Just get to it, ya pussy. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.He was cured! 2. The worms come out, the worms come out, the worms play Pinochle on your snout 3.Gimme a shot to the bread basked will ya? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner052209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 1773EAEE-5450-4A36-A1EF-94D3547F9B1E Fri, 22 May 2009 07:21:43 -0600 1.He was cured! 2. The worms come out, the worms come out, the worms play Pinochle on your snout 3.Gimme a shot to the bread basked will ya? 1.He was cured! 2. The worms come out, the worms come out, the worms play Pinochle on your snout 3.Gimme a shot to the bread basked will ya? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I'm telling you Jesus went to my church 2. Dog killer... on accident 3. He didnt need it, he was dying http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner052109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 1DD8A0AC-F598-4BCD-BD76-D978E0AA0868 Thu, 21 May 2009 07:19:22 -0600 1. I'm telling you Jesus went to my church 2. Dog killer... on accident 3. He didnt need it, he was dying 1. I'm telling you Jesus went to my church 2. Dog killer... on accident 3. He didnt need it, he was dying 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I'm slow to anger 2. A $20 coin you say 3. We'll show your kids what its like at work. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner052009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 60723A16-4920-4788-AA44-80460516BEA6 Wed, 20 May 2009 07:21:53 -0600 1. I'm slow to anger 2. A $20 coin you say 3. We'll show your kids what its like at work. 1. I'm slow to anger 2. A $20 coin you say 3. We'll show your kids what its like at work. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I know its tempting but you can't do this 2. No food or drink by the pool 3. Whats the big deal? That's how we made them http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner051909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D5482026-38BA-4A22-A4A5-31A06113F7B8 Tue, 19 May 2009 07:17:13 -0600 1. I know its tempting but you can't do this 2. No food or drink by the pool 3. Whats the big deal? That's how we made them 1. I know its tempting but you can't do this 2. No food or drink by the pool 3. Whats the big deal? That's how we made them 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Hey lets gets brooks mom out of the home and get her to do something nutty 2. We're not giving no drugs to no kids 3.Who's afraid of terrorists not the Boy Scouts http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner051809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0DF52255-2F8B-4681-808B-161962D9D1E3 Mon, 18 May 2009 07:17:50 -0600 1.Hey lets gets brooks mom out of the home and get her to do something nutty 2. We're not giving no drugs to no kids 3.Who's afraid of terrorists not the Boy Scouts 1.Hey lets gets brooks mom out of the home and get her to do something nutty 2. We're not giving no drugs to no kids 3.Who's afraid of terrorists not the Boy Scouts 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Right tool for the right job 2. No Waiting in line for me! 3. Little Bobby was going to be late for tennis! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner051509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C131AD78-B0F3-4A40-8F74-FA74CBE890F5 Fri, 15 May 2009 07:52:56 -0600 1.Right tool for the right job 2. No Waiting in line for me! 3. Little Bobby was going to be late for tennis! 1.Right tool for the right job 2. No Waiting in line for me! 3. Little Bobby was going to be late for tennis! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Where would you go for your last meal? 2. What I got allergies what? 3. This DVD is hot yet disturbing. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner051409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F6CB1813-648E-4569-B841-12B360123B16 Thu, 14 May 2009 07:18:38 -0600 1. Where would you go for your last meal? 2. What I got allergies what? 3. This DVD is hot yet disturbing. 1. Where would you go for your last meal? 2. What I got allergies what? 3. This DVD is hot yet disturbing. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. We told you just say no to prom. 2. Mark Shurtleff is a Twit. 3. It was my first day as a guard http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner051309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 586EFCD1-5A69-4AA8-8D8A-F3E242FFC11E Wed, 13 May 2009 07:21:16 -0600 1. We told you just say no to prom. 2. Mark Shurtleff is a Twit. 3. It was my first day as a guard 1. We told you just say no to prom. 2. Mark Shurtleff is a Twit. 3. It was my first day as a guard 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Hello, armed robber here! Hello! 2. Oh, I wasn't supposed to drive? 3. Move it or lose it. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner051209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8AE47829-422E-4BDF-80BE-6BBFEBD96BAB Tue, 12 May 2009 07:27:58 -0600 1. Hello, armed robber here! Hello! 2. Oh, I wasn't supposed to drive? 3. Move it or lose it. 1. Hello, armed robber here! Hello! 2. Oh, I wasn't supposed to drive? 3. Move it or lose it. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I hate broccoli 2. Terrorism: what would you do 3. I hope I win the raffle. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner051109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F6A2635E-C329-4D62-BD07-F9314F0CC4F2 Mon, 11 May 2009 07:34:09 -0600 1. I hate broccoli 2. Terrorism: what would you do 3. I hope I win the raffle. 1. I hate broccoli 2. Terrorism: what would you do 3. I hope I win the raffle. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Car with a Boot 2. Naked thief 3. Kid shocker http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner050809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F6803A94-7732-449E-A523-A13F4D63926B Fri, 8 May 2009 09:54:57 -0600 1. Car with a Boot 2. Naked thief 3. Kid shocker 1. Car with a Boot 2. Naked thief 3. Kid shocker 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Hey, prisoner! Where'd you get that shirt? 2. Gotten hemmel keep your greetings down. 3.Noo thieves in here only ladies. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner050709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 83EA1794-FFD8-465D-8685-F63071FF2729 Thu, 7 May 2009 07:17:30 -0600 1. Hey, prisoner! Where'd you get that shirt? 2. Gotten hemmel keep your greetings down. 3.Noo thieves in here only ladies. 1. Hey, prisoner! Where'd you get that shirt? 2. Gotten hemmel keep your greetings down. 3.Noo thieves in here only ladies. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Bristol Palin to help find teen pregnancy 2. Here's what you shouldn't say 3. Keep the queers away from my kids http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner050609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 19029A4F-6CE8-4BBB-8EC8-B08A8CAF1AC2 Wed, 6 May 2009 07:21:56 -0600 1. Bristol Palin to help find teen pregnancy 2. Here's what you shouldn't say 3. Keep the queers away from my kids 1. Bristol Palin to help find teen pregnancy 2. Here's what you shouldn't say 3. Keep the queers away from my kids 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Help me I m a burglar stuck on the roof 2. Karaoke brawl 3. You wanna piece of this? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner050509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio CDE9DB0B-09EE-499C-B964-A2C67EEAAC8E Tue, 5 May 2009 07:19:20 -0600 1. Help me I m a burglar stuck on the roof 2. Karaoke brawl 3. You wanna piece of this? 1. Help me I m a burglar stuck on the roof 2. Karaoke brawl 3. You wanna piece of this? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Swine Flu Swine 2. Nibble nibble little mousy 3. A scary thing happened at FEMA http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner050409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3B9C0CFB-6513-4497-A594-8F339E6D9725 Mon, 4 May 2009 07:25:56 -0600 1. Swine Flu Swine 2. Nibble nibble little mousy 3. A scary thing happened at FEMA 1. Swine Flu Swine 2. Nibble nibble little mousy 3. A scary thing happened at FEMA 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I was out of embalming fluid. 2. Maybe he's old but he's your husband. 3. Ya know Billskaneer is the name you need to change. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner050109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 84E84BC5-7389-48D5-9DBD-3F462CD3A38F Fri, 1 May 2009 07:23:17 -0600 1. I was out of embalming fluid. 2. Maybe he's old but he's your husband. 3. Ya know Billskaneer is the name you need to change. 1. I was out of embalming fluid. 2. Maybe he's old but he's your husband. 3. Ya know Billskaneer is the name you need to change. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. How much for the little girl 2. Swine flu oh you guys are so crazy 3. They didn't kill him cause he was gay. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner043009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 90541825-03CA-484A-A24D-2F77D959862C Thu, 30 Apr 2009 07:18:22 -0600 1. How much for the little girl 2. Swine flu oh you guys are so crazy 3. They didn't kill him cause he was gay. 1. How much for the little girl 2. Swine flu oh you guys are so crazy 3. They didn't kill him cause he was gay. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Hey! I gotta pay for my schiister 2. So much for the separation of church and state 3. Ohhh that's why I am always so thirsty. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner042909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 91BCD573-E5F4-41A7-BBE9-BC172E2BF06C Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:30:50 -0600 1.Hey! I gotta pay for my schiister 2. So much for the separation of church and state 3. Ohhh that's why I am always so thirsty. 1.Hey! I gotta pay for my schiister 2. So much for the separation of church and state 3. Ohhh that's why I am always so thirsty. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I'm a therapist and I had a panic attack. 2. If you are a liberal the devil made you do it 3. Who wants to buy some moustache hair? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner042809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio EC98FC6B-38C7-4AE2-A00F-CA1D66F253A0 Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:06:12 -0600 1. I'm a therapist and I had a panic attack. 2. If you are a liberal the devil made you do it 3. Who wants to buy some moustache hair? 1. I'm a therapist and I had a panic attack. 2. If you are a liberal the devil made you do it 3. Who wants to buy some moustache hair? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Someone has to pay the rent 2.Don't tase me bro. 3. Scat the cat. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner042709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 46680642-A78E-490D-9800-C751103BBDDE Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:16:04 -0600 1. Someone has to pay the rent 2.Don't tase me bro. 3. Scat the cat. 1. Someone has to pay the rent 2.Don't tase me bro. 3. Scat the cat. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Duct tape it 2. Happy Birthday! 3. Get mommy some panties http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner042409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E61AD3B3-236C-4D28-89AD-28FCDEA19D64 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:07:52 -0600 1. Duct tape it 2. Happy Birthday! 3. Get mommy some panties 1. Duct tape it 2. Happy Birthday! 3. Get mommy some panties 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. It looked like a appendix to me. 2. Baby shaker, no no no. 3. You got my DNA from a hunk of chaw? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner042309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 76617C82-9508-4BB0-806A-A7CC011E602F Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:24:57 -0600 1. It looked like a appendix to me. 2. Baby shaker, no no no. 3. You got my DNA from a hunk of chaw? 1. It looked like a appendix to me. 2. Baby shaker, no no no. 3. You got my DNA from a hunk of chaw? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. How'd you know it was me? 2. Get out, get out, get out, get out! 3. Not the face, not the face! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner042209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D0223358-B1E0-4211-B973-478AF9D2740D Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:15:11 -0600 1. How'd you know it was me? 2. Get out, get out, get out, get out! 3. Not the face, not the face! 1. How'd you know it was me? 2. Get out, get out, get out, get out! 3. Not the face, not the face! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I will teach you to drive under all conditions 2. Scared the poo out of em. 3. I put it on the fridge as a reminder. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner042109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 641DFDFE-47EA-42A1-8996-862B33180665 Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:28:48 -0600 1. I will teach you to drive under all conditions 2. Scared the poo out of em. 3. I put it on the fridge as a reminder. 1. I will teach you to drive under all conditions 2. Scared the poo out of em. 3. I put it on the fridge as a reminder. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Perfume smells like a urinal cake 2.Hey guys watch this 3. Lil help here http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner042009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio DE01E61D-70A7-49DB-9EBE-48849B6C398F Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:54:54 -0600 1. Perfume smells like a urinal cake 2.Hey guys watch this 3. Lil help here 1. Perfume smells like a urinal cake 2.Hey guys watch this 3. Lil help here 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I think we oughta but the terrorists 2. I'm gonna out-smarts the fuzz 3. Damn whore stole my pants http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner041709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 2319CEA2-0F35-4B78-AA49-CF9CBBAD2612 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:28:55 -0600 1. I think we oughta but the terrorists 2. I'm gonna out-smarts the fuzz 3. Damn whore stole my pants 1. I think we oughta but the terrorists 2. I'm gonna out-smarts the fuzz 3. Damn whore stole my pants 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. So now I gotta go get me a damned witch doctor. 2. Me fear big light 3. Sorry for the booger sandwich http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner041609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 88523CFC-28C7-4532-A8C4-7BBF4A7CB84A Thu, 16 Apr 2009 07:05:39 -0600 1. So now I gotta go get me a damned witch doctor. 2. Me fear big light 3. Sorry for the booger sandwich 1. So now I gotta go get me a damned witch doctor. 2. Me fear big light 3. Sorry for the booger sandwich 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Sorry honey your out of a job 2. Bitch owed me 3. Porn test. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner041509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 9AAE37D6-7F35-454B-8D91-8005960579D2 Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:22:47 -0600 1. Sorry honey your out of a job 2. Bitch owed me 3. Porn test. 1. Sorry honey your out of a job 2. Bitch owed me 3. Porn test. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I was just so sleepy. 2. Homo-writers. Off the list! 3. I was mugged by a guy who looks just like me. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner041409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 110D73F4-525C-4778-A5C9-2F0E8DB1F673 Tue, 14 Apr 2009 06:19:28 -0600 1. I was just so sleepy. 2. Homo-writers. Off the list! 3. I was mugged by a guy who looks just like me. 1. I was just so sleepy. 2. Homo-writers. Off the list! 3. I was mugged by a guy who looks just like me. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Mom, stop calling me2. Here comes the gravy 3. Hiiieee-ya http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner041309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 29202AB7-1A95-4BB7-8F12-AB5578DC18A9 Mon, 13 Apr 2009 06:15:27 -0600 1. Mom, stop calling me2. Here comes the gravy 3. Hiiieee-ya 1. Mom, stop calling me2. Here comes the gravy 3. Hiiieee-ya 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Where's my Phone? 2. Rob the licker store 3. Asian names! http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner041009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 336B991D-EB42-4554-B86D-20AB4FF34823 Mon, 13 Apr 2009 06:14:39 -0600 1. Where's my Phone? 2. Rob the licker store 3. Asian names! 1. Where's my Phone? 2. Rob the licker store 3. Asian names! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I lv to f u 2. No extra shrimp 3. Stab ya http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner040909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D12E688E-C11A-4D67-999F-06F2D3F7B904 Thu, 9 Apr 2009 06:14:04 -0600 1. I lv to f u 2. No extra shrimp 3. Stab ya 1. I lv to f u 2. No extra shrimp 3. Stab ya 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Hey my trees! 2.I was cleanin stuff up. 3. Where's the huggin funeral? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner040809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E5F1C5B7-5844-4BCF-BFA0-EB8CD91031CA Wed, 8 Apr 2009 07:26:04 -0600 1. Hey my trees! 2.I was cleanin stuff up. 3. Where's the huggin funeral? 1. Hey my trees! 2.I was cleanin stuff up. 3. Where's the huggin funeral? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. What is the worst thing you can call a leader of the Mormon church 2. The crime of birth control 3.Give the naked nanny a break. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner040709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 57E3CE17-D192-4513-8B96-B787181C6BD0 Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:44:19 -0600 1. What is the worst thing you can call a leader of the Mormon church 2. The crime of birth control 3.Give the naked nanny a break. 1. What is the worst thing you can call a leader of the Mormon church 2. The crime of birth control 3.Give the naked nanny a break. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Dinkle your banned from graduation. 2. Take a picture it will last longer 3. That's a bag of porn. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner040609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 13EE419B-9E8E-41D9-9612-1050E94AA31E Mon, 6 Apr 2009 07:16:46 -0600 1.Dinkle your banned from graduation. 2. Take a picture it will last longer 3. That's a bag of porn. 1.Dinkle your banned from graduation. 2. Take a picture it will last longer 3. That's a bag of porn. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Our first thought was to switch the heads. 2. Hey baby, wanna go for a ride? 3. There are some sick people in the world. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner040309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E71E9D05-E6B5-4515-B7F3-101CCD01D88D Fri, 3 Apr 2009 07:25:29 -0600 1. Our first thought was to switch the heads. 2. Hey baby, wanna go for a ride? 3. There are some sick people in the world. 1. Our first thought was to switch the heads. 2. Hey baby, wanna go for a ride? 3. There are some sick people in the world. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I was researchin' a case 2. Hey, this'll be funny here 3. Blood on the hood http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner040209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 119C399C-1CE3-466B-83D4-FDECEBD78198 Thu, 2 Apr 2009 06:49:50 -0600 1. I was researchin' a case 2. Hey, this'll be funny here 3. Blood on the hood 1. I was researchin' a case 2. Hey, this'll be funny here 3. Blood on the hood 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Honey wanna drink? 2. You know how fast that stool was going? 3 Come on! Give me a shot. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner040109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio CF95E87E-9F6C-4C84-9BCF-501FBB886516 Wed, 1 Apr 2009 07:26:44 -0600 1. Honey wanna drink? 2. You know how fast that stool was going? 3 Come on! Give me a shot. 1. Honey wanna drink? 2. You know how fast that stool was going? 3 Come on! Give me a shot. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Losing is for losers 2. We will chop off your Willie. 3 We'd thought you'd like this remembrance of your dear departed husband. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner033109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 484CB52A-A001-4CC5-A13D-79CF5D76E19B Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:44:40 -0600 1. Losing is for losers 2. We will chop off your Willie. 3 We'd thought you'd like this remembrance of your dear departed husband. 1. Losing is for losers 2. We will chop off your Willie. 3 We'd thought you'd like this remembrance of your dear departed husband. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. A boner nomination from someone who loves her sweet aunt. 2. There will be no booty poppin' 3. Sham WOW! You whore http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner033009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio BF77363A-4BD4-4BE3-845D-95AB1CA1BB21 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:27:19 -0600 1. A boner nomination from someone who loves her sweet aunt. 2. There will be no booty poppin' 3. Sham WOW! You whore 1. A boner nomination from someone who loves her sweet aunt. 2. There will be no booty poppin' 3. Sham WOW! You whore 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I can screw you over 2. Pee Money 3. Your child's school attendance record is unacceptable http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner032709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D5590938-CC2D-4805-A63C-BF0E31130341 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 07:20:36 -0600 1. I can screw you over 2. Pee Money 3. Your child's school attendance record is unacceptable 1. I can screw you over 2. Pee Money 3. Your child's school attendance record is unacceptable 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Let's Talk 2. She doesn't love me and she doesn't love you. 3. Lies and the lying liars who tell them. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner032609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C7624F3F-6C62-41D4-9BAD-14F418823310 Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:42:11 -0600 1. Let's Talk 2. She doesn't love me and she doesn't love you. 3. Lies and the lying liars who tell them. 1. Let's Talk 2. She doesn't love me and she doesn't love you. 3. Lies and the lying liars who tell them. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Don't you know who I am? 2. Dirty little skate rats 3. No fartin' in Lakeland http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner032509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C0211070-6D2A-45B0-A555-E4BEA58C469B Wed, 25 Mar 2009 06:05:51 -0600 1. Don't you know who I am? 2. Dirty little skate rats 3. No fartin' in Lakeland 1. Don't you know who I am? 2. Dirty little skate rats 3. No fartin' in Lakeland 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Don't you know who I am? 2. Dirty little skate rats 3. No fartin' in Lakeland http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner032409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 10DCA873-A036-4131-B93F-A36D38D0BA90 Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:56:23 -0600 1. Don't you know who I am? 2. Dirty little skate rats 3. No fartin' in Lakeland 1. Don't you know who I am? 2. Dirty little skate rats 3. No fartin' in Lakeland 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I was sleepin it off. 2. Sorry about the leg mate. 3. Woof http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner032309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8F8C480E-C3BC-4F3C-8ACA-F804E5950572 Mon, 23 Mar 2009 08:02:48 -0600 1. I was sleepin it off. 2. Sorry about the leg mate. 3. Woof 1. I was sleepin it off. 2. Sorry about the leg mate. 3. Woof 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Obama should take up bumper bowling. 2. Don't blame me. Blame Satan! 3. It was the gun's fault. http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner032009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7AF39540-ECBB-4FD4-95AC-64DA56EBD2AF Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:32:04 -0600 1.Obama should take up bumper bowling. 2. Don't blame me. Blame Satan! 3. It was the gun's fault. 1.Obama should take up bumper bowling. 2. Don't blame me. Blame Satan! 3. It was the gun's fault. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I'ma gonna cut that thing offa ya HAW HAW HAW! 2. My bar is not full of cocaine and I know it! 3. Hey kids!!! Looky here http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner031909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 47416F1B-5F9E-473E-B57C-1CA38C77053C Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:12:08 -0600 1. I'ma gonna cut that thing offa ya HAW HAW HAW! 2. My bar is not full of cocaine and I know it! 3. Hey kids!!! Looky here 1. I'ma gonna cut that thing offa ya HAW HAW HAW! 2. My bar is not full of cocaine and I know it! 3. Hey kids!!! Looky here 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I got my deer 2. Answers blowing in the wind 3. The senator and the song writer does neither very well http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner031809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3B6B60BB-BCFF-49ED-9D27-68E46A0DD90B Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:11:18 -0600 1. I got my deer 2. Answers blowing in the wind 3. The senator and the song writer does neither very well 1. I got my deer 2. Answers blowing in the wind 3. The senator and the song writer does neither very well 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Damn seal lovers 2. Senator Grassly has committed ritual stupidity 3. Well, we're fat, give us some money http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner031709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 2D74F000-5D41-4692-BF90-64666C572DC6 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:10:41 -0600 1. Damn seal lovers 2. Senator Grassly has committed ritual stupidity 3. Well, we're fat, give us some money 1. Damn seal lovers 2. Senator Grassly has committed ritual stupidity 3. Well, we're fat, give us some money 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. My Kool Aid tastes like windshield washer fluid 2. Hey take a chill pill! 3. Did ya get your door? http://x96.com/ondemand/2009/Boner031609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 35A08155-89DE-4476-8DAB-FEE957FDA050 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 06:10:40 -0600 1. My Kool Aid tastes like windshield washer fluid 2. Hey take a chill pill! 3. Did ya get your door? 1. My Kool Aid tastes like windshield washer fluid 2. Hey take a chill pill! 3. Did ya get your door? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Um, Hold the lettuce 2. Don't you know who I am. I am an important senator who was recently involved in a sex scandal. 3. I know what those Tannin women like. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner031309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio FCB6D0B2-ECA4-4788-9B1C-DF006926E9CF Fri, 13 Mar 2009 08:05:16 -0600 1. Um, Hold the lettuce 2. Don't you know who I am. I am an important senator who was recently involved in a sex scandal. 3. I know what those Tannin women like. 1. Um, Hold the lettuce 2. Don't you know who I am. I am an important senator who was recently involved in a sex scandal. 3. I know what those Tannin women like. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Fish tank attack! 2. Sorry honey I guess it really is a sawsall. 3. Hey dude we signed a blood oath. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner031209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 73E6A8A2-CBD3-4B5F-BC32-08E198524231 Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:39:49 -0600 1. Fish tank attack! 2. Sorry honey I guess it really is a sawsall. 3. Hey dude we signed a blood oath. 1. Fish tank attack! 2. Sorry honey I guess it really is a sawsall. 3. Hey dude we signed a blood oath. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Yeah I had a belt to settle nerves 2. Second rule of Fight club- never use tards 3. I like you, would you like to see my weapon? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner031109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 54F66873-9E78-48FB-83E1-961AC986811E Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:58:19 -0600 1. Yeah I had a belt to settle nerves 2. Second rule of Fight club- never use tards 3. I like you, would you like to see my weapon? 1. Yeah I had a belt to settle nerves 2. Second rule of Fight club- never use tards 3. I like you, would you like to see my weapon? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I needed new shoes. 2. Get naked or else. 3. That statue did not work at all. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner031009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A232EEFA-7186-46CB-B316-09C496D0FBD0 Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:31:32 -0600 1. I needed new shoes. 2. Get naked or else. 3. That statue did not work at all. 1. I needed new shoes. 2. Get naked or else. 3. That statue did not work at all. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. We have no use for the poor 2. Guess I gotta dance now 3. The stupid- it burns http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner030909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 561A2D0F-5734-4FBF-AA26-0A01FC8AEBD0 Mon, 9 Mar 2009 07:49:39 -0600 1. We have no use for the poor 2. Guess I gotta dance now 3. The stupid- it burns 1. We have no use for the poor 2. Guess I gotta dance now 3. The stupid- it burns 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I'll give you two bucks if you make it an iceball 2. Hey, kids, you wanna see my diaper 3. Ya educators oughta just stay off the internet http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner030609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 2BD988FB-A04C-4DF3-9E7E-0EB642A16A2F Fri, 6 Mar 2009 07:59:00 -0700 1. I'll give you two bucks if you make it an iceball 2. Hey, kids, you wanna see my diaper 3. Ya educators oughta just stay off the internet 1. I'll give you two bucks if you make it an iceball 2. Hey, kids, you wanna see my diaper 3. Ya educators oughta just stay off the internet 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Ricky Lee Sample, you put it on the hood! 2. Scammin' the Girl Scouts 3. It's a Chuck-E Cheese beat down. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner030509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0211E462-4988-468E-B92D-787FB05CDE25 Thu, 5 Mar 2009 07:34:43 -0700 1. Ricky Lee Sample you put it on the hood! 2. Scammin' the Girl Scouts 3. It's a Chuck-E Cheese beat down. 1. Ricky Lee Sample you put it on the hood! 2. Scammin' the Girl Scouts 3. It's a Chuck-E Cheese beat down. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Hey, I'm an independent film maker 2. A McNugget emergency 3. Congratulations! Your fiancee is an idiot http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner030409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 145C98D5-CFB5-4452-8492-A9C98A1468A0 Wed, 4 Mar 2009 08:04:41 -0700 1. Hey, I'm an independent film maker 2. A McNugget emergency 3. Congratulations! Your fiancee is an idiot 1. Hey, I'm an independent film maker 2. A McNugget emergency 3. Congratulations! Your fiancee is an idiot 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. There you go hero, here' your jay walking ticket 2. If they don't speakup let 'em sleep in the pan 3. That kitty was high strung http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner030309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 96AAC4A7-B2F2-461C-8521-2ABBA94DE83A Tue, 3 Mar 2009 08:33:24 -0700 1. There you go hero, here' your jay walking ticket 2. If they don't speakup let 'em sleep in the pan 3. That kitty was high strung 1. There you go hero, here' your jay walking ticket 2. If they don't speakup let 'em sleep in the pan 3. That kitty was high strung 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Bill O'Reilly knows you don't like Obama because you like him 2. Well that smell is a violation too 3. I can't let the baby go hungry http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner030209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 960A311F-6A19-4E92-A6B0-0D368D085FAA Mon, 2 Mar 2009 07:58:28 -0700 1. Bill O'Reilly knows you don't like Obama because you like him 2. Well that smell is a violation too 3. I can't let the baby go hungry 1. Bill O'Reilly knows you don't like Obama because you like him 2. Well that smell is a violation too 3. I can't let the baby go hungry 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. How much for the little girl? 2. What is this soda? It's Mellow Yellow, isn't it? 3. Just plant a watermelon seed upon my grave and let the juice run through http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner022709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio EC4CACB6-DC38-4BDA-B7B4-36707A067F8D Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:47:46 -0700 1. How much for the little girl? 2. What is this soda? It's Mellow Yellow, isn't it? 3. Just plant a watermelon seed upon my grave and let the juice run through 1. How much for the little girl? 2. What is this soda? It's Mellow Yellow, isn't it? 3. Just plant a watermelon seed upon my grave and let the juice run through 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Some of our legislators are lunes, plain and simple 2. Like his character in Gran Turino, Clint Eastwood is apparently a racist bastard 3. Raised by dogs http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner022609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C7D0679D-D6FA-4568-932D-61440401EE86 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:56:46 -0700 1. Some of our legislators are lunes, plain and simple 2. Like his character in Gran Turino, Clint Eastwood is apparently a racist bastard 3. Raised by dogs 1. Some of our legislators are lunes, plain and simple 2. Like his character in Gran Turino, Clint Eastwood is apparently a racist bastard 3. Raised by dogs 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Leave my daughter alone 2. Hey kids look at these 3. The bright blue scrotum. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner022509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 234D1D30-9FFD-4A8F-B7D8-8CADA87E7F3E Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:44:39 -0700 1. Leave my daughter alone 2. Hey kids look at these 3. The bright blue scrotum. 1. Leave my daughter alone 2. Hey kids look at these 3. The bright blue scrotum. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I didn't lay a gavel on her 2. We don't want that president on our marquee 3. Mmm..honey what's in the oven? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner022409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E58A013B-BE63-4BA6-85F2-877997269991 Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:44:15 -0700 1. I didn't lay a gavel on her 2. We don't want that president on our marquee 3. Mmm..honey what's in the oven? 1. I didn't lay a gavel on her 2. We don't want that president on our marquee 3. Mmm..honey what's in the oven? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. You, dad of the year, stop! 2. George Bush's grandpa stole Geronimo's bones 3. Dude, your pot tastes like crap http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner022309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 123672F8-D210-4D2B-88DD-FEFE5CF149CE Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:57:08 -0700 1. You, dad of the year, stop! 2. George Bush's grandpa stole Geronimo's bones 3. Dude, your pot tastes like crap 1. You, dad of the year, stop! 2. George Bush's grandpa stole Geronimo's bones 3. Dude, your pot tastes like crap 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Has anybody seen that wallet I stole? 2. Nice snakey, snakey 3. He was dead drunk (with a German accent, please) http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner022009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D9B4B85D-61E4-48F7-A557-33C5D110A3A7 Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:52:58 -0700 1. Has anybody seen that wallet I stole? 2. Nice snakey, snakey 3. He was dead drunk (with a German accent, please) 1. Has anybody seen that wallet I stole? 2. Nice snakey, snakey 3. He was dead drunk (with a German accent, please) 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I am hot and bothered 2. There ain't no towels dammit 3. My class paper is called "A Painful Afternoon" http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner021909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio DD691B38-927E-4A7A-81AD-611E4CF73FD6 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 09:05:01 -0700 1. I am hot and bothered 2. There ain't no towels dammit 3. My class paper is called "A Painful Afternoon" 1. I am hot and bothered 2. There ain't no towels dammit 3. My class paper is called "A Painful Afternoon" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Wedgie! 2. A cuddle is better than medicine 3. Mean buggers http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner021809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 373B3F71-6C25-4072-B464-17A953E3A27D Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:42:10 -0700 1. Wedgie! 2. A cuddle is better than medicine 3. Mean buggers 1. Wedgie! 2. A cuddle is better than medicine 3. Mean buggers 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I'm going for a ride with daddy 2. It blowed up real good 3. Domo origato Mr. Drunkboto http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner021709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7A4185D9-B676-4E93-B441-CC3F603B3915 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 08:10:10 -0700 1. I'm going for a ride with daddy 2. It blowed up real good 3. Domo origato Mr. Drunkboto 1. I'm going for a ride with daddy 2. It blowed up real good 3. Domo origato Mr. Drunkboto 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Well, I'm finally nominating the OctaMom. 2. I'm the drummer of Foreigner, give me your Corvette. 3. You drive, daddy's had too much liquid medicine. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner021309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D4151308-4438-4D74-9EE2-A609D43F03CF Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:49:40 -0700 1. Well, I'm finally nominating the OctaMom. 2. I'm the drummer of Foreigner, give me your Corvette. 3. You drive, daddy's had too much liquid medicine. 1. Well, I'm finally nominating the OctaMom. 2. I'm the drummer of Foreigner, give me your Corvette. 3. You drive, daddy's had too much liquid medicine. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Station wagon for dogs. 2. Our swim coach is a bully. 3. Your special son will not be included http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner021109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F9A1419E-AF1A-405C-AC1F-4F89B0A808BA Wed, 11 Feb 2009 09:27:07 -0700 1. Station wagon for dogs. 2. Our swim coach is a bully. 3. Your special son will not be included 1. Station wagon for dogs. 2. Our swim coach is a bully. 3. Your special son will not be included 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. You're an insult to Canadians and that's hard to do. 2. Maybe this won't cheer you up. 3. Dude we didn't get high. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner021009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4B7521F1-5C10-4EE4-9BFA-A0EDFF3CCCAF Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:00:03 -0700 1. You're an insult to Canadians and that's hard to do. 2. Maybe this won't cheer you up. 3. Dude we didn't get high. 1. You're an insult to Canadians and that's hard to do. 2. Maybe this won't cheer you up. 3. Dude we didn't get high. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Devil's been hiding in the terlot. 2. Reach in there 'n dig it out. 3. Oh no! Granny Cha, not again. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner020909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 55A52B7E-A682-4CF6-A4FF-9A8A7E776900 Mon, 9 Feb 2009 07:59:50 -0700 1. Devil's been hiding in the terlot. 2. Reach in there 'n dig it out. 3. Oh no! Granny Cha, not again. 1. Devil's been hiding in the terlot. 2. Reach in there 'n dig it out. 3. Oh no! Granny Cha, not again. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. 31 Really stupid classmates. 2.But she's so HOTT! 3. No way i was making fun of those sneaky little people http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner020609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 629E2D8B-08CF-45B0-BEB3-46014B50C600 Fri, 6 Feb 2009 08:50:24 -0700 1. 31 Really stupid classmates. 2.But she's so HOTT! 3. No way i was making fun of those sneaky little people 1. 31 Really stupid classmates. 2.But she's so HOTT! 3. No way i was making fun of those sneaky little people 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. We respectfully say, we cannot save your life. 2. I've been a teachin man. 3. The impailer loves you baby! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner020509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F2A5C649-91CC-4940-AFEB-D410F28971C9 Thu, 5 Feb 2009 10:19:47 -0700 1. We respectfully say, we cannot save your life. 2. I've been a teachin man. 3. The impailer loves you baby! 1. We respectfully say, we cannot save your life. 2. I've been a teachin man. 3. The impailer loves you baby! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. There's apigeon in my pants and he does a funny dance. 2. This is the way we don't in Russia. 3. 911, 911, 911, would you hold please? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner020409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 76E5146A-0E7E-4B4B-9840-321D19DA3988 Wed, 4 Feb 2009 08:31:27 -0700 1. There's apigeon in my pants and he does a funny dance. 2. This is the way we don't in Russia. 3. 911, 911, 911, would you hold please? 1. There's apigeon in my pants and he does a funny dance. 2. This is the way we don't in Russia. 3. 911, 911, 911, would you hold please? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. That sixpack was making a movie on me. 2. My daughter made me do it. 3. The real american psycho. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner020309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 21FEF639-88F3-44E2-8515-0EF53ADFA769 Tue, 3 Feb 2009 08:12:14 -0700 1. That sixpack was making a movie on me. 2. My daughter made me do it. 3. The real american psycho 1. That sixpack was making a movie on me. 2. My daughter made me do it. 3. The real american psycho 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Richie messed up-sorry. Download the Podcast to hear the rest of the show. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner020209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 1D9732E4-01B9-4804-A075-1E9443C53FF9 Mon, 2 Feb 2009 08:47:21 -0700 Richie messed up-sorry. Download the Podcast to hear the rest of the show. Richie messed up-sorry. Download the Podcast to hear the rest of the show. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I needed mapquest. 2. I miss my brother. 3. Is there no privacy. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner013009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 78EA9540-CB67-4C54-9CE8-0DCEA76F704A Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:06:41 -0700 1. I needed mapquest. 2. I miss my brother. 3. Is there no privacy. 1. I needed mapquest. 2. I miss my brother. 3. Is there no privacy. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Screw the memorial pipes and screw the memorial drums. 2. Mmm...Fish nuts 3. Ladies and gentlemen, my client Mr. Zippy. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner012909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F1E3B39D-5D85-4103-82A0-4D1FFF663C79 Thu, 29 Jan 2009 07:57:47 -0700 1. Screw the memorial pipes and screw the memorial drums. 2. Mmm...Fish nuts 3. Ladies and gentlemen, my client Mr. Zippy. 1. Screw the memorial pipes and screw the memorial drums. 2. Mmm...Fish nuts 3. Ladies and gentlemen, my client Mr. Zippy. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Well we're not charging for the extra days. 2. Metallica rules dude! 3. This doll is a tribute. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner012809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4D1FCD7E-06E8-4D76-9362-01AAF36111F9 Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:36:08 -0700 1. Well we're not charging for the extra days. 2. Metallica rules dude! 3. This doll is a tribute. 1. Well we're not charging for the extra days. 2. Metallica rules dude! 3. This doll is a tribute. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Did you get that thing I sent you? 2. He is otherwise a good and honest man 3. Pay up or we'll freeze you out. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner012709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6B3FA59D-F3F6-402F-8672-4B62A31147D1 Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:10:41 -0700 1. Did you get that thing I sent you? 2. He is otherwise a good and honest man 3. Pay up or we'll freeze you out. 1. Did you get that thing I sent you? 2. He is otherwise a good and honest man 3. Pay up or we'll freeze you out. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Hi. I'm Officer Friendly Teen 2. Well we got a winder but not pot to throw out of it 3. I'm just not so fresh down there. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner012609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4CC086C7-8454-4330-88F1-7939B7A648FD Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:24:10 -0700 1.Hi. I'm Officer Friendly Teen 2. Well we got a winder but not pot to throw out of it 3. I'm just not so fresh down there. 1.Hi. I'm Officer Friendly Teen 2. Well we got a winder but not pot to throw out of it 3. I'm just not so fresh down there. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Hey nice cradenza 2. Hey son thanks for snitching on your dad 3.Do you have any racist cookies today? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner012309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6F20D15A-0225-451C-BDDB-F0BF888C4BD9 Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:38:08 -0700 1.Hey nice cradenza 2. Hey son thanks for snitching on your dad 3.Do you have any racist cookies today? 1.Hey nice cradenza 2. Hey son thanks for snitching on your dad 3.Do you have any racist cookies today? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.uhhhhhhh 2. Take that you little brats 3. Get me outta here. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner012209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3307319B-645B-4410-AEF9-6B4B711840BA Thu, 22 Jan 2009 07:36:40 -0700 1.uhhhhhhh 2. Take that you little brats 3. Get me outta here. 1.uhhhhhhh 2. Take that you little brats 3. Get me outta here. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Eat my brownie will ya? 2.Ok!, Ok enough is enough. 3. It's not our fault your plane crashed. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner012109.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 07E435A0-475F-42A8-B114-E6C61D025E7D Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:29:11 -0700 1.Eat my brownie will ya? 2.Ok!, Ok enough is enough. 3. It's not our fault your plane crashed. 1.Eat my brownie will ya? 2.Ok!, Ok enough is enough. 3. It's not our fault your plane crashed. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no No Boner Today..The equipment took the day off to watch Obama's Inaguration http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner012009.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A4E63D3A-F75C-4B1F-AA84-A5E103CAF116 Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:34:48 -0700 No Boner Today..The equipment took the day off to watch Obama's Inaguration No Boner Today..The equipment took the day off to watch Obama's Inaguration 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Hmm. This wreath looks familiar. 2.Fun with headlines 3.Pleasure and death behind the wheel http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner011909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F188F86B-A459-4569-A361-1DB8FD8B5929 Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:03:06 -0700 1.Hmm. This wreath looks familiar. 2.Fun with headlines 3.Pleasure and death behind the wheel 1.Hmm. This wreath looks familiar. 2.Fun with headlines 3.Pleasure and death behind the wheel 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Some of those MMA guys aren't that smart 2. Ride home ma'am? 3. So you want AIDS, ay? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner011609.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B2040A07-E0D9-414F-90AF-264E6CCD2207 Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:13:48 -0700 1.Some of those MMA guys aren't that smart 2. Ride home ma'am? 3. So you want AIDS, ay? 1.Some of those MMA guys aren't that smart 2. Ride home ma'am? 3. So you want AIDS, ay? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Vigilanteism, its not good. 2. He was shocked after having a movement. 3. Now that's what I call USDA Prime. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner011509.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D8CF2F15-852D-4216-B797-F242E3F877C2 Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:26:37 -0700 1. Vigilanteism, its not good. 2. He was shocked after having a movement. 3. Now that's what I call USDA Prime. 1. Vigilanteism, its not good. 2. He was shocked after having a movement. 3. Now that's what I call USDA Prime. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I'd like you to meet my friend Sooty 2. I just want to help all those that I have hurt 3. I've been sent to the school nurse http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner011409.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 664CCF5B-A8CC-4FB2-A0D7-E524ADF2FB05 Wed, 14 Jan 2009 08:33:11 -0700 1. I'd like you to meet my friend Sooty 2. I just want to help all those that I have hurt 3. I've been sent to the school nurse 1. I'd like you to meet my friend Sooty 2. I just want to help all those that I have hurt 3. I've been sent to the school nurse 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Especially a numb-nut like me 2. How come Caroline Kennedy gets special treatment and I don't? 3. 911- I didn't get my beer, man http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner011309.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 65C25B18-EBF4-49A2-B6FA-36FE7470D1CE Tue, 13 Jan 2009 09:31:44 -0700 1. Especially a numb-nut like me 2. How come Caroline Kennedy gets special treatment and I don't? 3. 911- I didn't get my beer, man 1. Especially a numb-nut like me 2. How come Caroline Kennedy gets special treatment and I don't? 3. 911- I didn't get my beer, man 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Whaaaaa! 2. What we're looking for here is a portly ninja 3. What? Raghead? Offensive? What? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner011209.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio EBCC25A0-4DF6-4880-91E9-39E845446FFB Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:21:30 -0700 1. Whaaaaa! 2. What we're looking for here is a portly ninja 3. What? Raghead? Offensive? What? 1. Whaaaaa! 2. What we're looking for here is a portly ninja 3. What? Raghead? Offensive? What? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Katie Couric's been exploiting me 2. I left your Mary Kay order on your porch 3. Another George Bush one finger victory salute http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner010909.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F654C79D-A926-4BF7-A635-3FCFC06BC9EB Fri, 9 Jan 2009 10:59:24 -0700 1. Katie Couric's been exploiting me 2. I left your Mary Kay order on your porch 3. Another George Bush one finger victory salute 1. Katie Couric's been exploiting me 2. I left your Mary Kay order on your porch 3. Another George Bush one finger victory salute 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no Sorry, no boner. Technical difficulties. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner010809.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5BF2A84B-4F22-4462-8C20-34330DB3B721 Thu, 8 Jan 2009 10:51:07 -0700 Sorry, no boner. Technical difficulties. Sorry, no boner. Technical difficulties. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Without your money, we couldn't pay for this ad 2. We ain't singin' Britney again 3. I'm shocked I tell you http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner010709.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 27B1827B-87B3-4295-B16B-75A28F51951A Wed, 7 Jan 2009 10:54:37 -0700 1. You dont mess up my bus ya little buggers! 2. Im headed home for christmas 3. "Im on patrol" 1. You dont mess up my bus ya little buggers! 2. Im headed home for christmas 3. "Im on patrol" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 3 Boners http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner122308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E79C33F7-DC6F-41D3-BBA7-010361A4E212 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:08:01 -0700 1. You dont mess up my bus ya little buggers! 2. Im headed home for christmas 3. "Im on patrol" 1. You dont mess up my bus ya little buggers! 2. Im headed home for christmas 3. "Im on patrol" 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I am the luckiest guy in the world. 2. It was an unfortunate accident. 3. I told you to piss up a rope. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner122208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8ABBC5B2-0B97-412D-BA03-7191AEE2C306 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 10:19:32 -0700 1. Everyone will know what you did! 2. Get out and push. 3. Thats my kitty, Ezarl 1. Everyone will know what you did! 2. Get out and push. 3. Thats my kitty, Ezarl 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Everyone will know what you did! 2. Get out and push. 3. Thats my kitty, Ezarl http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner121908.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio FF3CCE9C-C574-4315-B024-77CAEF0478F3 Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:12:57 -0700 1. Everyone will know what you did! 2. Get out and push. 3. Thats my kitty, Ezarl 1. Everyone will know what you did! 2. Get out and push. 3. Thats my kitty, Ezarl 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.well it wasnt real bad cancer 2. in georgia? really, im shocked! 3. pay up or pizza sign gets it! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner121808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8477BCCE-C4E8-487A-A899-09CB00182511 Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:32:10 -0700 1.well perhaps mister Haus, YOU should be happy to have a job.2. Its clear he needed to use pig repelant. 3. am i wanted? you are now. 1.well perhaps mister Haus, YOU should be happy to have a job.2. Its clear he needed to use pig repelant. 3. am i wanted? you are now. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.well perhaps mister Haus, YOU should be happy to have a job.2. Its clear he needed to use pig repelant. 3. am i wanted? you are now. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner121708.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 08B20ACD-AF01-47DA-9CBD-B81BEA9C6AF9 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:42:57 -0700 1.well perhaps mister Haus, YOU should be happy to have a job.2. Its clear he needed to use pig repelant. 3. am i wanted? you are now. 1.well perhaps mister Haus, YOU should be happy to have a job.2. Its clear he needed to use pig repelant. 3. am i wanted? you are now. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. we'll be nuked by Christmas. 2. I want my pee back. 3. seg heil for the nice man honey. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner121608.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 383B699E-AB69-4914-BFBC-3DF8443384EA Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:29:00 -0700 1. we'll be nuked by Christmas. 2. I want my pee back. 3. seg heil for the nice man honey. 1. we'll be nuked by Christmas. 2. I want my pee back. 3. seg heil for the nice man honey. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. How much bail money do I need to print? 2. Oh, How'd you find me? 3. Um, I think somebody is trying to steal our car. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner121508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4D46A73E-72F2-4CBB-9337-C470EFE94366 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:05:54 -0700 1. How much bail money do I need to print? 2. Oh, How'd you find me? 3. Um, I think somebody is trying to steal our car. 1. How much bail money do I need to print? 2. Oh, How'd you find me? 3. Um, I think somebody is trying to steal our car. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Woooo! Miss wasted! 2. I just touched their sternum. 3. Don't lie about your name when it's on your neck. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner1201208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B992440E-2B40-4EE9-AF6C-5C549E1044AC Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:32:42 -0700 1. Woooo! Miss wasted! 2. I just touched their sternum. 3. Don't lie about your name when it's on your neck. 1. Woooo! Miss wasted! 2. I just touched their sternum. 3. Don't lie about your name when it's on your neck. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Great big gobs of greasey, grimy, gopher guts mutilated monkey meat. 2.Were gonna get finger lickn clean! 3. Rocky, Rocky... Please stop listening. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner1201108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio ED21A240-6108-4847-A0D2-121430657930 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:41:14 -0700 1.Great big gobs of greasey, grimy, gopher guts mutilated monkey meat. 2.Were gonna get finger lickn clean! 3. Rocky, Rocky... Please stop listening. 1.Great big gobs of greasey, grimy, gopher guts mutilated monkey meat. 2.Were gonna get finger lickn clean! 3. Rocky, Rocky... Please stop listening. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Mind if I light up? 2. Yeah, eatin an apple in bed, yeah that's it! 3. Hey! She was drooling all over our stuff. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner1201008.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3B4BBE92-3660-40E7-B75A-472D7C2807B0 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:25:57 -0700 1. Mind if I light up? 2. Yeah, eatin an apple in bed, yeah that's it! 3. Hey! She was drooling all over our stuff. 1. Mind if I light up? 2. Yeah, eatin an apple in bed, yeah that's it! 3. Hey! She was drooling all over our stuff. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. he was just rough housing. 2. An enormous long word drobe malfunction. 3. She needed an impound. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner120908.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 07C1CEF2-8157-4B6E-B81F-34BD118CDCB9 Tue, 9 Dec 2008 11:30:01 -0700 1. he was just rough housing. 2. An enormous long word drobe malfunction. 3. She needed an impound. 1. he was just rough housing. 2. An enormous long word drobe malfunction. 3. She needed an impound. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I'd like the venison pizza, but hold the anchovies please. 2. They told me i could use the runway. 3. Eh, who should we get for our slavery demonstration. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner120808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 59E9C8D0-9183-4465-8E00-7180455DE0AB Tue, 9 Dec 2008 10:21:00 -0700 1. I'd like the venison pizza, but hold the anchovies please. 2. They told me i could use the runway. 3. Eh, who should we get for our slavery demonstration. 1. I'd like the venison pizza, but hold the anchovies please. 2. They told me i could use the runway. 3. Eh, who should we get for our slavery demonstration. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Stand Back! Let me taste that! 2. The dumper was dumped. 3. Well you didn't have a special lane marked crowning. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner120508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6891BA03-6F3A-49B5-854B-3D5453B5BA9E Fri, 5 Dec 2008 09:01:38 -0700 1. Stand Back! Let me taste that! 2. The dumper was dumped. 3. Well you didn't have a special lane marked crowning. 1. Stand Back! Let me taste that! 2. The dumper was dumped. 3. Well you didn't have a special lane marked crowning. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Here's your war on Christmas 2. Smooth move, plate face. 3. All I want for Christmas is a T http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner120408.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4565CC62-1180-46D8-BED3-1A23192DB0D0 Thu, 4 Dec 2008 08:02:24 -0700 1. Here's your war on Christmas 2. Smooth move, plate face. 3. All I want for Christmas is a T 1. Here's your war on Christmas 2. Smooth move, plate face. 3. All I want for Christmas is a T 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Daddy will buy if Joshy will fly. 2. I'm the superintendent I'll park where I want. 3. We were just trying to make work fun. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner120308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 199429B5-4032-466E-85E6-4B229A0C7B13 Wed, 3 Dec 2008 07:54:07 -0700 1. Daddy will buy if Joshy will fly. 2. I'm the superintendent I'll park where I want. 3. We were just trying to make work fun. 1. Daddy will buy if Joshy will fly. 2. I'm the superintendent I'll park where I want. 3. We were just trying to make work fun. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Im drug and pants free. 2. Just hanging around with your pants down. 3.The war on, the war on Christmas http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner120208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7CDFEEEC-E25B-4DFE-BC1C-F02F0CC730D3 Tue, 2 Dec 2008 10:11:41 -0700 1. Im drug and pants free. 2. Just hanging around with your pants down. 3.The war on, the war on Christmas 1. Im drug and pants free. 2. Just hanging around with your pants down. 3.The war on, the war on Christmas 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I was going for a record 10 cars. 2. The Governor needs a rug! 3. You try sexing a polar bear. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner120108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 64539D47-3883-4DC9-AA3A-6AD6BAF1E127 Mon, 1 Dec 2008 09:08:17 -0700 1. I was going for a record 10 cars. 2. The Governor needs a rug! 3. You try sexing a polar bear. 1. I was going for a record 10 cars. 2. The Governor needs a rug! 3. You try sexing a polar bear. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. My Legs Is Runned Over! 2. Hey, he's a better date than most dj's. 3. Got undt hellden were in love. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner112608.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 45CB555D-A53C-4434-AB9F-0E1595D10368 Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:07:45 -0700 1. My Legs Is Runned Over! 2. Hey, he's a better date than most dj's. 3. Got undt hellden were in love. 1. My Legs Is Runned Over! 2. Hey, he's a better date than most dj's. 3. Got undt hellden were in love. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.They're not panties, they're BRIEFS! 2. Mold 3. Wimp. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner112508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0D580AE9-F454-4CB9-8C16-D18282ADDE68 Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:27:35 -0700 1.They're not panties, they're BRIEFS! 2. Mold 3. Wimp. 1.They're not panties, they're BRIEFS! 2. Mold 3. Wimp. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Where's my rifle? 2. Hey we gotta eat man!! 3. Hey you big teddy bear, give me a hug. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner112408.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D83452FC-EC73-4CA0-BF9A-934A8BEA1BA4 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:15:00 -0700 1. Where's my rifle? 2. Hey we gotta eat man!! 3. Hey you big teddy bear, give me a hug. 1. Where's my rifle? 2. Hey we gotta eat man!! 3. Hey you big teddy bear, give me a hug. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Yeah, right, and he'll cook over an open fire, too. 2. Pulling a 187 3. Find them and lock them up forever. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner112108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6383C5B1-ACA8-4F9C-8B3B-8A828DBC16D0 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:02:22 -0700 1. Yeah, right, and he'll cook over an open fire, too. 2. Pulling a 187 3. Find them and lock them up forever. 1. Yeah, right, and he'll cook over an open fire, too. 2. Pulling a 187 3. Find them and lock them up forever. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. You sent my mom where? 2. We Flunked Symbolism in High School. 3. Drop the casket, Pal! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner112008.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 568906F7-76B2-45AF-861E-DF1D884F438B Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:32:18 -0700 1. You sent my mom where? 2. We Flunked Symbolism in High School. 3. Drop the casket, Pal! 1. You sent my mom where? 2. We Flunked Symbolism in High School. 3. Drop the casket, Pal! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.I like the bad boys 2. Burn em out! 3. The cool kids know how to get beer. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner111908.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0D13C9EC-77BA-4E64-B829-ACC25D7140FC Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:33:07 -0700 1.I like the bad boys 2. Burn em out! 3. The cool kids know how to get beer. 1.I like the bad boys 2. Burn em out! 3. The cool kids know how to get beer. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Like my necklace? You better like it man 2. Elementary school Assassins? 3. Farmington doesn't care for the poor. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner111808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 35294BBD-EE28-469B-B16F-ED8B352A09C0 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:15:12 -0700 1.Like my necklace? You better like it man 2. Elementary school Assassins? 3. Farmington doesn't care for the poor. 1.Like my necklace? You better like it man 2. Elementary school Assassins? 3. Farmington doesn't care for the poor. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Bah, I'm having a bad day. 2. Mom, if you promise not to tell I'll give you a fiver. 3. My boyfriend is a hunk of burnin love. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner111708.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 33758E30-8EEA-4DA3-9F60-D79C60314464 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:05:12 -0700 1.Bah, I'm having a bad day. 2. Mom, if you promise not to tell I'll give you a fiver. 3. My boyfriend is a hunk of burnin love. 1.Bah, I'm having a bad day. 2. Mom, if you promise not to tell I'll give you a fiver. 3. My boyfriend is a hunk of burnin love. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Its a quantum of what now? 2. No Wafers for socialists. 3. What do you mean theres nothing to rob? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner111408.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D43769E0-A75E-4AB3-BD25-0EB504D0181B Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:07:42 -0700 1. Its a quantum of what now? 2. No Wafers for socialists. 3. What do you mean theres nothing to rob? 1. Its a quantum of what now? 2. No Wafers for socialists. 3. What do you mean theres nothing to rob? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. The boner candidate you all wanted to be nominated. 2. Obama is President and the world has gone crazy. 3. Free speech and the right to bear arms is a dangerous combination http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner111308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5F27CD70-D0C7-4F13-AABE-C3A8E6DECB6D Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:25:58 -0700 1. The boner candidate you all wanted to be nominated. 2. Obama is President and the world has gone crazy. 3. Free speech and the right to bear arms is a dangerous combination 1. The boner candidate you all wanted to be nominated. 2. Obama is President and the world has gone crazy. 3. Free speech and the right to bear arms is a dangerous combination 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. If you're wearing a scarf, you're in a gang. 2 You drive, no, you drive, no YOU drive 3. Well let's just continue on to the cemetery. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner111208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A9C47300-B7EB-4019-A908-AB24607EF8BD Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:20:59 -0700 1. If you're wearing a scarf, you're in a gang. 2 You drive, no, you drive, no YOU drive 3. Well let's just continue on to the cemetery. 1. If you're wearing a scarf, you're in a gang. 2 You drive, no, you drive, no YOU drive 3. Well let's just continue on to the cemetery. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I was undercover! 2.It's raining, but it's a warm rain. 3. It's our brand new kiln room. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner111108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 1BC0CB5B-37DD-4071-A9F7-681A4E2F365D Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:19:08 -0700 1. I was undercover! 2.It's raining, but it's a warm rain. 3. It's our brand new kiln room. 1. I was undercover! 2.It's raining, but it's a warm rain. 3. It's our brand new kiln room. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. The radical Obama media. 2. The country's first African American president? Ho-Hum...2. Being a slave was a walk in the park. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner111008.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F3711E05-3608-4600-A6DF-446620EB459D Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:42:17 -0700 1. The radical Obama media. 2. The country's first African American president? Ho-Hum...2. Being a slave was a walk in the park. 1. The radical Obama media. 2. The country's first African American president? Ho-Hum...2. Being a slave was a walk in the park. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Get in the kitchen Squishy!! 2. I drink when I fly to relax me!! 3. Shhpider!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner110708.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4C33C58E-5BFB-4E18-90A2-C3AE1B0D663B Fri, 7 Nov 2008 08:49:34 -0700 1. Get in the kitchen Squishy!! 2. I drink when I fly to relax me!! 3. Shhpider!! 1. Get in the kitchen Squishy!! 2. I drink when I fly to relax me!! 3. Shhpider!! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I gave the little baby some insurance 2.What? No fried chicken reference? 3. You! You guys are the boner! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner110608.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8FE1B852-0E4A-4CAA-9DBE-70E7241F3369 Thu, 6 Nov 2008 08:20:49 -0700 1. I gave the little baby some insurance 2.What? No fried chicken reference? 3. You! You guys are the boner! 1. I gave the little baby some insurance 2.What? No fried chicken reference? 3. You! You guys are the boner! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Speaking of legs, yours will be extra. 2. So what's wrong with a naked pumpkin? 3. That money just didn't feel right in my G-string. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner110508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 18C6C286-AC53-4979-9C85-7E580F7DB71A Wed, 5 Nov 2008 08:18:35 -0700 1. Speaking of legs, yours will be extra. 2. So what's wrong with a naked pumpkin? 3. That money just didn't feel right in my G-string. 1. Speaking of legs, yours will be extra. 2. So what's wrong with a naked pumpkin? 3. That money just didn't feel right in my G-string. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Desperation Political Ad 1 2. Desperation Political Ad 2 3.Let's all say goodbye to the dumbest man in Congress http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner110408.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 52B9EAF5-C6CC-4E23-B840-FF14B28495DB Tue, 4 Nov 2008 08:45:13 -0700 1. Desperation Political Ad 1 2. Desperation Political Ad 2 3.Let's all say goodbye to the dumbest man in Congress 1. Desperation Political Ad 1 2. Desperation Political Ad 2 3.Let's all say goodbye to the dumbest man in Congress 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. What? It's Halloween, what? 2. Gosh Mr. Sarkozy, you are sooo French. 3. Sorry Jesus we're going to have to send you home. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner110308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8FFDEA5F-19B3-4ACA-B908-D9F666248C8E Mon, 3 Nov 2008 08:03:05 -0700 1. What? It's Halloween, what? 2. Gosh Mr. Sarkozy, you are sooo French. 3. Sorry Jesus we're going to have to send you home. 1. What? It's Halloween, what? 2. Gosh Mr. Sarkozy, you are sooo French. 3. Sorry Jesus we're going to have to send you home. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Why must the muslims be so touchy? 2. Crikey were not taking care of your weird son! 3. Carloads of black obama supporters! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner103108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A1DF6C03-9F3B-4F2C-AEB1-7D5E2DD6EA9F Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:00:38 -0600 1.Why must the muslims be so touchy? 2. Crikey were not taking care of your weird son! 3. Carloads of black obama supporters! 1.Why must the muslims be so touchy? 2. Crikey were not taking care of your weird son! 3. Carloads of black obama supporters! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Did I get a hole in one? 2. These DJ's are edgy...29 million dollars edgy 3.It's raining men! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner103008.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D71F8CAB-086E-4F4F-9043-F06BD791BAB3 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:34:00 -0600 1. Did I get a hole in one? 2. These DJ's are edgy...29 million dollars edgy 3.It's raining men! 1. Did I get a hole in one? 2. These DJ's are edgy...29 million dollars edgy 3.It's raining men! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Hey I have a gambling problem! 2. Damn yorkies gave me away! 3. Fo Shizzle grannies in the house!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner102908.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 12D690F9-A33A-4EE0-AB7F-4F9B0FE29AF5 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:26:08 -0600 1. Hey I have a gambling problem! 2. Damn yorkies gave me away! 3. Fo Shizzle grannies in the house!! 1. Hey I have a gambling problem! 2. Damn yorkies gave me away! 3. Fo Shizzle grannies in the house!! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Investing in Utah ain't cheap. 2. Its Halloween art 3.That's not Zac Efron http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner102708.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B47DE916-E45C-46B4-B7FF-40B75B71BDF2 Tue, 28 Oct 2008 08:29:42 -0600 1. Investing in Utah ain't cheap. 2. Its Halloween art 3.That's not Zac Efron 1. Investing in Utah ain't cheap. 2. Its Halloween art 3.That's not Zac Efron 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Bag o' Cheap Tacos 2. Hey, free venison 3.I've got a tampon and I'm not afraid to use it. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner102708.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6336858C-1088-46AA-A013-AC7BA6A1D1C3 Mon, 27 Oct 2008 08:21:10 -0600 1. Bag o' Cheap Tacos 2. Hey, free venison 3.I've got a tampon and I'm not afraid to use it. 1. Bag o' Cheap Tacos 2. Hey, free venison 3.I've got a tampon and I'm not afraid to use it. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Ok, lets draw and quarter Sean Hannity 2. Here in Utah values count. Always have, always will 3. What's next? Spank-A-little brat day? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner102408.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5E5FFB8F-67E6-4C6B-8F72-E89215E24D73 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:10:25 -0600 1. 2. Here in Utah values count. Always have, always will 3. What's next? Spank-A-little brat day? 1. 2. Here in Utah values count. Always have, always will 3. What's next? Spank-A-little brat day? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Hell, I think liquour was a factor here. 2. Crikey! Car? I got not stinkin car. 3. It's rent for the spaceman http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner102308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 57304338-60DC-4E7B-B5A8-775E814D021A Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:22:24 -0600 1. Hell, I think liquour was a factor here. 2. Crikey! Car? I got not stinkin car. 3. It's rent for the spaceman 1. Hell, I think liquour was a factor here. 2. Crikey! Car? I got not stinkin car. 3. It's rent for the spaceman 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. John Murtha knows racists. 2. John McCain isnt sure who is racist 3. Sarah Palin is not smarter than a third grader http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner102208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0FF2367A-049C-45F4-8EFD-DC710535406B Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:21:00 -0600 1. John Murtha knows racists. 2. John McCain isnt sure who is racist 3. Sarah Palin is not smarter than a third grader 1. John Murtha knows racists. 2. John McCain isnt sure who is racist 3. Sarah Palin is not smarter than a third grader 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Hey you, shrimp pants! 2.More Stupid conservative ass - hattery 3.Loaded for bear http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner102108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio FB1A1E32-CAEF-4B82-86EE-818A4C461694 Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:41:27 -0600 1.Hey you, shrimp pants! 2.More Stupid conservative ass - hattery 3.Loaded for bear 1.Hey you, shrimp pants! 2.More Stupid conservative ass - hattery 3.Loaded for bear 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Joe the Plumber is Joe the Idiot. 2. Hey, I'm engaged to that Sucker. 3. Hey when you get s second, check that corpse, will ya? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner102008.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 2E70A465-01EE-4485-8CD9-EDBC9DF375BB Mon, 20 Oct 2008 08:31:52 -0600 1. Joe the Plumber is Joe the Idiot. 2. Hey, I'm engaged to that Sucker. 3. Hey when you get s second, check that corpse, will ya? 1. Joe the Plumber is Joe the Idiot. 2. Hey, I'm engaged to that Sucker. 3. Hey when you get s second, check that corpse, will ya? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Tony Ray, what do you and Kathy got cooking? 2. Anybody wanna mention the 300 pound gorilla in the room? 3. It was just food to me. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner101708.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 33ACEC17-6271-4754-950F-2DA34F74C3FB Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:08:10 -0600 1. Tony Ray, what do you and Kathy got cooking? 2. Anybody wanna mention the 300 pound gorilla in the room? 3. It was just food to me. 1. Tony Ray, what do you and Kathy got cooking? 2. Anybody wanna mention the 300 pound gorilla in the room? 3. It was just food to me. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Choo, choo, NO! 2. Wham, Bam, thank you ma'am 3. Andrew Coumo says the Party's over! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner101608.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 56991FF1-4501-4F21-A58C-9181E8B0C3B9 Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:19:49 -0600 1. Choo, choo, NO! 2. Wham, Bam, thank you ma'am 3. Andrew Coumo says the Party's over! 1. Choo, choo, NO! 2. Wham, Bam, thank you ma'am 3. Andrew Coumo says the Party's over! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Yeah, the Klan is innocuous. 2. Suicide bomb guy, come on down! 3. Stealin from babies. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner101508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 102AEF91-D588-45DC-BAF2-9B2E84F31C3A Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:55:39 -0600 1. Yeah, the Klan is innocuous. 2. Suicide bomb guy, come on down! 3. Stealin from babies. 1. Yeah, the Klan is innocuous. 2. Suicide bomb guy, come on down! 3. Stealin from babies. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Ohh noo those naughty kittens 2. Rape Shmape! look how happy she is. 3. I've got to vote, NOW http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner101408.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A547BCB9-7DB0-4E77-BA27-471D782A75F6 Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:18:20 -0600 1. Ohh noo those naughty kittens 2. Rape Shmape! look how happy she is. 3. I've got to vote, NOW 1. Ohh noo those naughty kittens 2. Rape Shmape! look how happy she is. 3. I've got to vote, NOW 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Oh NO! A ballot boo boo. 2.You are creepy 3. I flaunt what the good lord gave me. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner101308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 4D6203F1-B968-4FCA-B927-4AC466CD5161 Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:39:13 -0600 1. Oh NO! A ballot boo boo. 2.You are creepy 3. I flaunt what the good lord gave me. 1. Oh NO! A ballot boo boo. 2.You are creepy 3. I flaunt what the good lord gave me. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.I'll show you naked, you little two-timer. 2. Now's my chance. 3. Magic Johnson, big faker. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner101008.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F3B8B679-A737-40D6-AE94-3600FF1B3554 Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:15:28 -0600 1.I'll show you naked, you little two-timer. 2. Now's my chance. 3. Magic Johnson, big faker. 1.I'll show you naked, you little two-timer. 2. Now's my chance. 3. Magic Johnson, big faker. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.I was givin em a thrill. 2. Hey, thanks for the bailout. 3. Damn dog ate my watermelon. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner100808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 42BA9343-E485-4843-A700-BFFE7EED153B Wed, 8 Oct 2008 08:51:12 -0600 1.I was givin em a thrill. 2. Hey, thanks for the bailout. 3. Damn dog ate my watermelon. 1.I was givin em a thrill. 2. Hey, thanks for the bailout. 3. Damn dog ate my watermelon. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. White-out can erase anything! 2. I know! A hole in my arm will turn her on. 3. I'll pull over when I'm finished with my crack. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner100608.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 933106F6-701F-47A4-8B8B-2E1A955219B4 Mon, 6 Oct 2008 08:03:18 -0600 1. White-out can erase anything! 2. I know! A hole in my arm will turn her on. 3. I'll pull over when I'm finished with my crack. 1. White-out can erase anything! 2. I know! A hole in my arm will turn her on. 3. I'll pull over when I'm finished with my crack. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. What I did was offensive? 2. Not our beloved guana. 3. A nation of babies. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner100308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 70E71D87-0E44-40CF-A11B-7B00BC9B1CA4 Fri, 3 Oct 2008 09:28:38 -0600 1. What I did was offensive? 2. Not our beloved guana. 3. A nation of babies. 1. What I did was offensive? 2. Not our beloved guana. 3. A nation of babies. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Moral Values tyranny 2.My love for you is a burning thang. 3 It's a dump aint it? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner100208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio BCE5D8A9-0FCA-4E9C-851D-CA8334792CFD Thu, 2 Oct 2008 08:50:26 -0600 1. Moral Values tyranny 2.My love for you is a burning thang. 3 It's a dump aint it? 1. Moral Values tyranny 2.My love for you is a burning thang. 3 It's a dump aint it? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Mccain and the blame game. 2. Camels and elephants, their both socialists. 3. Bossy peed on my porch. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner100108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 62DA1E03-66F4-4042-9A8E-93DA4D3C5E51 Wed, 1 Oct 2008 08:44:25 -0600 1. Mccain and the blame game. 2. Camels and elephants, their both socialists. 3. Bossy peed on my porch. 1. Mccain and the blame game. 2. Camels and elephants, their both socialists. 3. Bossy peed on my porch. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Them cats are just asleep. 2. Hand over the stick Gramps. 3. I needed that foot for training purposes. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner093008.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A7B5C8E6-9664-430F-A9D6-43EBF4570341 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:29:58 -0600 1. Them cats are just asleep. 2. Hand over the stick Gramps. 3. I needed that foot for training purposes. 1. Them cats are just asleep. 2. Hand over the stick Gramps. 3. I needed that foot for training purposes. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Now Sophia ain't gonna get new boobs. 2. When he is off duty, he likes to look pretty. 3. If you can't join them beat them. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner092908.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3371F018-2037-47A2-83D7-BFFDBDA7B739 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:29:01 -0600 1. Now Sophia ain't gonna get new boobs. 2. When he is off duty, he likes to look pretty. 3. If you can't join them beat them. 1. Now Sophia ain't gonna get new boobs. 2. When he is off duty, he likes to look pretty. 3. If you can't join them beat them. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Racist? You decide. 2. I fart in your general direction. 3. Now that's a circumcision! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner092608.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 54F6AE79-B432-4503-90BC-C7EA6D75D1A5 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:09:37 -0600 1. Racist? You decide. 2. I fart in your general direction. 3. Now that's a circumcision! 1. Racist? You decide. 2. I fart in your general direction. 3. Now that's a circumcision! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Oh man, Oh Jeez. 2.They need something to wash down their deep fried Twinkies! 3. Thanks Jon Stewart, nice boner! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner092508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E8C7321B-44A6-4523-A250-B3861E35BAEB Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:47:47 -0600 1. Oh man, Oh Jeez. 2.They need something to wash down their deep fried Twinkies! 3. Thanks Jon Stewart, nice boner! 1. Oh man, Oh Jeez. 2.They need something to wash down their deep fried Twinkies! 3. Thanks Jon Stewart, nice boner! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Give back whatever he stole from you. 2. Ben and Jerry's new flavor. Ooo la la Leche 3. How else are you going to get em to mind. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner092408.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 9EB165E5-FE23-4918-860F-249998EDAEF8 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:33:16 -0600 1. Give back whatever he stole from you. 2. Ben and Jerry's new flavor. Ooo la la Leche 3. How else are you going to get em to mind. 1. Give back whatever he stole from you. 2. Ben and Jerry's new flavor. Ooo la la Leche 3. How else are you going to get em to mind. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. He's got the 'betes, BEAT HIM! 2. My dad is a problem solver 3. Hey there's protein in that stuff. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner092308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio D515C57E-F965-4775-A066-A954F4FC0146 Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:36:55 -0600 1. He's got the 'betes, BEAT HIM! 2. My dad is a problem solver 3. Hey there's protein in that stuff. 1. He's got the 'betes, BEAT HIM! 2. My dad is a problem solver 3. Hey there's protein in that stuff. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Hey coach, is that your porn? 2. Here's your retainer, counselor 3. The getaway car is a scooter http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner092208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A1941A52-6DA3-43BA-B3F7-53CC48A025EE Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:22:49 -0600 1. Hey coach, is that your porn? 2. Here's your retainer, counselor 3. The getaway car is a scooter 1. Hey coach, is that your porn? 2. Here's your retainer, counselor 3. The getaway car is a scooter 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Hot Pockets, They're Delicious. 2. We Hear You Have a New Puppy. 3. 'Ya Know, Fake Blood Isn't Really Funny... http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner091908.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E6E8410B-9C00-4D9E-9F8B-3026E562A6E9 Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:52:06 -0600 1. Hot Pockets, They're Delicious. 2. We Hear You Have a New Puppy. 3. 'Ya Know, Fake Blood Isn't Really Funny... 1. Hot Pockets, They're Delicious. 2. We Hear You Have a New Puppy. 3. 'Ya Know, Fake Blood Isn't Really Funny... 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Crikey! You don't like that, How about a kick in the arse? 2.When the Aggies lose at football, the terrorists win. 3. When you have a job, the terrorists win. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner091808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio FF9DC183-0883-4841-9B04-8226596089ED Thu, 18 Sep 2008 10:14:02 -0600 1. Crikey! You don't like that, How about a kick in the arse? 2.When the Aggies lose at football, the terrorists win. 3. When you have a job, the terrorists win. 1. Crikey! You don't like that, How about a kick in the arse? 2.When the Aggies lose at football, the terrorists win. 3. When you have a job, the terrorists win. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Cuff him, that's my boy!!! I'll eventually get my boyfriend. Yep its a boner. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner091708.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 39F4EA16-8AD5-43B0-A083-5864D14B1CDF Wed, 17 Sep 2008 08:34:42 -0600 1. Cuff him, that's my boy!!! I'll eventually get my boyfriend. Yep its a boner. 1. Cuff him, that's my boy!!! I'll eventually get my boyfriend. Yep its a boner. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.You gotta watch these people. 2.Throw a shrimp on the chin. 3.Hey, it's my life. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner091608.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 0B9DDDB9-0E10-4C81-AC1E-65F05AC7F773 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:32:52 -0600 1.You gotta watch these people. 2.Throw a shrimp on the chin. 3.Hey, it's my life. 1.You gotta watch these people. 2.Throw a shrimp on the chin. 3.Hey, it's my life. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Note to self, Next time use getaway car. 2. You'll arrest me over my dead body. 3. Give me an M, Give me an O, Give me another M. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner091508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 45C81675-4324-4675-BD0C-7E86F9E27BE7 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:09:55 -0600 1. Note to self, Next time use getaway car. 2. You'll arrest me over my dead body. 3. Give me an M, Give me an O, Give me another M. 1. Note to self, Next time use getaway car. 2. You'll arrest me over my dead body. 3. Give me an M, Give me an O, Give me another M. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Up chuck, UP! 2. You try to drive with beer all over the car. 3. Feel the poop!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner091208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F0FDFFB4-9A2F-4780-ADE8-8A11F62C7EE0 Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:00:00 -0600 1. Up chuck, UP! 2. You try to drive with beer all over the car. 3. Feel the poop!! 1. Up chuck, UP! 2. You try to drive with beer all over the car. 3. Feel the poop!! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Drill here, drill now! 2.I am not gay, ive never been gay. 3.I've been rapes, how much is my bill? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner091108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 1D57BE01-65C8-4E2A-92F4-38433C9D31AB Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:30:04 -0600 1.Drill here, drill now! 2.I am not gay, ive never been gay. 3.I've been rapes, how much is my bill? 1.Drill here, drill now! 2.I am not gay, ive never been gay. 3.I've been rapes, how much is my bill? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.I had a long night ahead of me. 2.You ain't going to turn my boy gay. 3.Poop Disputes. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner091008.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 53273239-D0DF-4EFC-9211-BCD0C686F5CE Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:27:26 -0600 1.I had a long night ahead of me. 2.You ain't going to turn my boy gay. 3.Poop Disputes. 1.I had a long night ahead of me. 2.You ain't going to turn my boy gay. 3.Poop Disputes. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. It's Mr. Z 2.Put a beanie on it baldie 3. You cannot call no one. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner090908.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio EBB3DB6D-877B-4E26-86EA-925DB5ED5843 Tue, 9 Sep 2008 08:38:34 -0600 1. It's Mr. Z 2.Put a beanie on it baldie 3. You cannot call no one. 1. It's Mr. Z 2.Put a beanie on it baldie 3. You cannot call no one. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Im gonna tell Mr. Drummond. 2.I am Amy, I am a Boner. 3.A dangerous sausage wacking http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner090808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 938776EF-2A0C-46C9-AF78-EE1C25054B40 Mon, 8 Sep 2008 08:31:10 -0600 1.Im gonna tell Mr. Drummond. 2.I am Amy, I am a Boner. 3.A dangerous sausage wacking 1.Im gonna tell Mr. Drummond. 2.I am Amy, I am a Boner. 3.A dangerous sausage wacking 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Top notch Tokyo detectives. 2. I need my hat!! 3. It was good Christian pee.. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner090508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 9E18E36D-23E6-48E7-AEBF-7C1E6E6686D7 Fri, 5 Sep 2008 08:39:35 -0600 1. Top notch Tokyo detectives. 2. I need my hat!! 3. It was good Christian pee.. 1. Top notch Tokyo detectives. 2. I need my hat!! 3. It was good Christian pee.. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Off the air again. 2.John huntsman Jr., one of us, one of us! 3.Lawyer http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner090408.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7CFDAB29-DC12-46C2-948A-C9E7C4777820 Thu, 4 Sep 2008 10:24:21 -0600 1.Off the air again. 2.John huntsman Jr., one of us, one of us! 3.Lawyer 1.Off the air again. 2.John huntsman Jr., one of us, one of us! 3.Lawyer 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Parts is parts!! 2. She wasn't going to use it!! 3. Rush is our God!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner090308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 47A8390A-7A73-47D8-9565-3E57AA61EC75 Wed, 3 Sep 2008 08:48:36 -0600 1. Parts is parts!! 2. She wasn't going to use it!! 3. Rush is our God!! 1. Parts is parts!! 2. She wasn't going to use it!! 3. Rush is our God!! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Students for McCain should teach the campaign spelling and punctuation. 2. I'll go to jail before I let the kids see that! 3. She has plenty of foreign policy experience. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner090208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B22F4F2B-3F34-4152-8DDD-F802E3EB3119 Tue, 2 Sep 2008 08:23:35 -0600 1. Students for McCain should teach the campaign spelling and punctuation. 2. I'll go to jail before I let the kids see that! 3. She has plenty of foreign policy experience. 1. Students for McCain should teach the campaign spelling and punctuation. 2. I'll go to jail before I let the kids see that! 3. She has plenty of foreign policy experience. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. John Mccain on healthcare. 2. I need the sex!! 3. Those ain't my pants!! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner082908.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 7A2E7BF8-54EE-4A6D-A3E8-586E283FB41F Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:11:11 -0600 1. John Mccain on healthcare. 2. I need the sex!! 3. Those ain't my pants!! 1. John Mccain on healthcare. 2. I need the sex!! 3. Those ain't my pants!! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. It's their inner beauty I'm interested in 2. You choked my hitman 3. We don't have a cleaning deposit http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner082808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C54DAE7F-1C7C-4D85-94FD-486805B45B41 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:49:29 -0600 1. It's their inner beauty I'm interested in 2. You choked my hitman 3. We don't have a cleaning deposit 1. It's their inner beauty I'm interested in 2. You choked my hitman 3. We don't have a cleaning deposit 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. How you gonna make bail. 2. I needed some for coffee. 3. A radio finally goes right. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner082708.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 8DAE59DE-9F29-4B58-B3F6-C53398233411 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:43:23 -0600 1. How you gonna make bail. 2. I needed some for coffee. 3. A radio finally goes right. 1. How you gonna make bail. 2. I needed some for coffee. 3. A radio finally goes right. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Osama bin Laden is probably gonna grill the weinies. 2.t-ball nution. 3.Ah hell, I didn't mean nothing by it. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner082608.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio E42B9374-6E0B-49C8-AAA2-7518A9CA4CD6 Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:23:14 -0600 1.Osama bin Laden is probably gonna grill the weinies. 2.t-ball nution. 3.Ah hell, I didn't mean nothing by it. 1.Osama bin Laden is probably gonna grill the weinies. 2.t-ball nution. 3.Ah hell, I didn't mean nothing by it. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Hold it down ya bratsya! 2. Don't you know who I am. 3. Don't underestimate the library cops! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner082508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio DC6F7BDD-B0E2-4CF4-8D28-B92887C71B4B Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:23:43 -0600 1. Hold it down ya bratsya! 2. Don't you know who I am. 3. Don't underestimate the library cops! 1. Hold it down ya bratsya! 2. Don't you know who I am. 3. Don't underestimate the library cops! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Well you can't live in all of them at once. 2. I thought I was in a video game. 3. Get em boy, get em boy. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner082208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 07491BE5-03A3-40FC-9F34-394FF65FE193 Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:24:38 -0600 1. Well you can't live in all of them at once. 2. I thought I was in a video game. 3. Get em boy, get em boy. 1. Well you can't live in all of them at once. 2. I thought I was in a video game. 3. Get em boy, get em boy. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Stay away from the other kids you gay! 2. My fanny pack makes my shirt ride up. 3 Honey hold on to mommy's balloons. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner082108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A40FD4A6-DA05-4FD9-B154-4A22BF592610 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:04:06 -0600 1. Stay away from the other kids you gay! 2. My fanny pack makes my shirt ride up. 3 Honey hold on to mommy's balloons. 1. Stay away from the other kids you gay! 2. My fanny pack makes my shirt ride up. 3 Honey hold on to mommy's balloons. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Phelps, Shmelps, What about me!! 2. Indians don't deserve a fair trial either. 3. We've got bigfoot! Really. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner082008.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 380BF434-A36B-40DC-BD6C-8B8C4FB28463 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:48:23 -0600 1. Phelps, Shmelps, What about me!! 2. Indians don't deserve a fair trial either. 3. We've got bigfoot! Really. 1. Phelps, Shmelps, What about me!! 2. Indians don't deserve a fair trial either. 3. We've got bigfoot! Really. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.You marry me, or I'll kill the crap out of you. 2.Oh c'mon, she was already dead. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner081908.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F1B99AC9-AE42-4967-BF54-39CD10B24528 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:51:33 -0600 1.You marry me, or I'll kill the crap out of you. 2.Oh c'mon, she was already dead. 1.You marry me, or I'll kill the crap out of you. 2.Oh c'mon, she was already dead. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I thought he was asleep. 2. Momma needs her drink. 3. Jesus would vote for me. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner081808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F9940EF1-BF6F-4720-8CCB-F13994CBCC6D Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:40:22 -0600 1. I thought he was asleep. 2. Momma needs her drink. 3. Jesus would vote for me. 1. I thought he was asleep. 2. Momma needs her drink. 3. Jesus would vote for me. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. You know what I wish? I wish all y'all was gay!! 2. When we're in Walmart you watch your mouth. 3. Now that's a rebuttal. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner081508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C70CA005-CA85-460E-8002-592000550D44 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:51:05 -0600 1. You know what I wish? I wish all y'all was gay!! 2. When we're in Walmart you watch your mouth. 3. Now that's a rebuttal. 1. You know what I wish? I wish all y'all was gay!! 2. When we're in Walmart you watch your mouth. 3. Now that's a rebuttal. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.I got your vitals and you're going to die or you owe me some weed. 2.Here honey, here's your weed. 3.Oh dear, where's my car. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner081408.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 14B93A25-2A1B-467E-979B-6C48D57E72BC Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:59:00 -0600 1.I got your vitals and you're going to die or you owe me some weed. 2.Here honey, here's your weed. 3.Oh dear, where's my car. 1.I got your vitals and you're going to die or you owe me some weed. 2.Here honey, here's your weed. 3.Oh dear, where's my car. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Well looky who dropped in. 2.Washy, washy, rub, rub, rub. 3. Im drunk, you know how i am when i'm drunk. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner081308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 493257C7-FC6E-4FCC-B819-44325C0E3D9A Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:56:09 -0600 1.Well looky who dropped in. 2.Washy, washy, rub, rub, rub. 3. Im drunk, you know how i am when i'm drunk. 1.Well looky who dropped in. 2.Washy, washy, rub, rub, rub. 3. Im drunk, you know how i am when i'm drunk. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I'll marry you but you better keep your distance 2. I'm the Porn Inspector 3. So? We have several others... http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner081208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio B1C3EBC5-0CFA-448C-9932-D3BF66D6B551 Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:31:15 -0600 1. I'll marry you but you better keep your distance 2. I'm the Porn Inspector 3. So? We have several others... 1. I'll marry you but you better keep your distance 2. I'm the Porn Inspector 3. So? We have several others... 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.Get that bike out of my grill! 2.Bernie Mac is fine, no he isn't, yes he is, no he isn't. 3.Let each other have it with the char-broiler. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner081108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 579CBA95-D905-412A-819D-19534CF03109 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:59:59 -0600 1.Get that bike out of my grill! 2.Bernie Mac is fine, no he isn't, yes he is, no he isn't. 3.Let each other have it with the char-broiler. 1.Get that bike out of my grill! 2.Bernie Mac is fine, no he isn't, yes he is, no he isn't. 3.Let each other have it with the char-broiler. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. PETA This time you've gone too far. 2. Grandma I don't want to ride up. 3. I don't care if you are the mayor we are killing your dogs anyway. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner080808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 09CAF9CD-0FE1-4D2A-B271-81D0096376DE Fri, 8 Aug 2008 08:44:23 -0600 1. PETA This time you've gone too far. 2. Grandma I don't want to ride up. 3. I don't care if you are the mayor we are killing your dogs anyway. 1. PETA This time you've gone too far. 2. Grandma I don't want to ride up. 3. I don't care if you are the mayor we are killing your dogs anyway. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I like it the way, I like it. 2. I am so lost. 3. I will kill you all. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner080708.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 067B76B2-6C4C-41A3-9477-6C3206FDCD1F Thu, 7 Aug 2008 09:50:58 -0600 1. I like it the way, I like it. 2. I am so lost. 3. I will kill you all. 1. I like it the way, I like it. 2. I am so lost. 3. I will kill you all. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1.It was an important Message. 2.Im dying for a salad. 3 Slavery! It works. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner080608.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio FF960A08-2840-4633-9DBF-E8B01BF2EBC1 Wed, 6 Aug 2008 08:46:08 -0600 1.It was an important Message. 2.Im dying for a salad. 3 Slavery! It works. 1.It was an important Message. 2.Im dying for a salad. 3 Slavery! It works. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Your Ashes are too fat. 2. Can't you just change your name to Lip Poops. 3. I'm the underwear Inspector. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner080508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio F2F69C0F-1CB1-42A0-918B-BD6B2111C5F5 Tue, 5 Aug 2008 09:25:03 -0600 1. Your Ashes are too fat. 2. Can't you just change your name to Lip Poops. 3. I'm the underwear Inspector. 1. Your Ashes are too fat. 2. Can't you just change your name to Lip Poops. 3. I'm the underwear Inspector. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Credit Card monster 2. Mumbo jumbo on your own time 3. Theres no question I stink. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner080408.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C5CE067D-9EC9-47CF-834A-3DE3856A8B29 Mon, 4 Aug 2008 09:23:09 -0600 1. Credit Card monster 2. Mumbo jumbo on your own time 3. Theres no question I stink. 1. Credit Card monster 2. Mumbo jumbo on your own time 3. Theres no question I stink. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I gotta jet man 2. Cow dragger 3. no WTF? WTF? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner073008.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 569469C9-8992-43D3-A2EF-0D458555C3E4 Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:31:24 -0600 1. I gotta jet man 2. Cow dragger 3. no WTF? WTF? 1. I gotta jet man 2. Cow dragger 3. no WTF? WTF? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Gott in Hemmel the Frauline was down for some stripping 2. What you got there is black man's disease 3. Don't tase me bro http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner072908.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 57A94795-B7F0-421A-A0BD-52F932CF8F28 Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:38:48 -0600 1. Gott in Hemmel the Frauline was down for some stripping 2. What you got there is black man's disease 3. Don't tase me bro 1. Gott in Hemmel the Frauline was down for some stripping 2. What you got there is black man's disease 3. Don't tase me bro 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. It's for good luck 2. She likes riding up there 3. I am not gay, I have never been gay http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner072808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 9F6124BA-7877-477A-89AB-7F06162B1E8F Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:25:58 -0600 1. It's for good luck 2. She likes riding up there 3. I am not gay, I have never been gay 1. It's for good luck 2. She likes riding up there 3. I am not gay, I have never been gay 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. I'm late for an alcoholics anonymous meeting 2. Robert Novak, the hit and run douchebag of journalism 3. Keep that retard in the house http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner072508.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 5BE6FE91-8734-41B7-BE77-02DB4D6E6CAE Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:02:21 -0600 1. I'm late for an alcoholics anonymous meeting 2. Robert Novak, the hit and run douchebag of journalism 3. Keep that retard in the house 1. I'm late for an alcoholics anonymous meeting 2. Robert Novak, the hit and run douchebag of journalism 3. Keep that retard in the house 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Pardon me do you have any Grey Poupon? 2. I needed to steal a place to sleep 3. Ok you got me I'm drunk and I'm stupid. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner072308.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio A85484E6-97A4-4AB0-99CE-E75419865A8B Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:07:35 -0600 1. Pardon me do you have any Grey Poupon? 2. I needed to steal a place to sleep 3. Ok you got me I'm drunk and I'm stupid. 1. Pardon me do you have any Grey Poupon? 2. I needed to steal a place to sleep 3. Ok you got me I'm drunk and I'm stupid. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Autistic Brats! 2. I deserve coffee! 3. Crotchfire! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner072208.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 6785F275-B625-4A9A-8B09-C4CA6A2A3897 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:17:16 -0600 1. Autistic Brats! 2. I deserve coffee! 3. Crotchfire! 1. Autistic Brats! 2. I deserve coffee! 3. Crotchfire! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. He studies down there 'cause it's quiet 2. If these are carrots sticks then where's my pot? 3. I'm just a dumbass partier. http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner072108.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 3C08CDAB-7E17-47D3-A520-9AEA13F52644 Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:08:04 -0600 1. He studies down there 'cause it's quiet 2. If these are carrots sticks then where's my pot? 3. I'm just a dumbass partier. 1. He studies down there 'cause it's quiet 2. If these are carrots sticks then where's my pot? 3. I'm just a dumbass partier. 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. You want cheaper gas? Get Rid of Nancy Pelosi. 2. The Mayor Stole our Dog. 3. Hey Gramps! You wanna Party? http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner071808.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio 48D9943F-8D16-4950-8D2C-4D96978C8AFC Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:38:22 -0600 1. You want cheaper gas? Get Rid of Nancy Pelosi. 2. The Mayor Stole our Dog. 3. Hey Gramps! You wanna Party? 1. You want cheaper gas? Get Rid of Nancy Pelosi. 2. The Mayor Stole our Dog. 3. Hey Gramps! You wanna Party? 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Off the bike, give me the beer! 2. The world's greatest dad. 3. Open the lid, that is not grandma! http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner071708.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio DBE0B336-6ADC-4C60-AEBF-C68F0E599490 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:16:34 -0600 1. Off the bike, give me the beer! 2. The world's greatest dad. 3. Open the lid, that is not grandma! 1. Off the bike, give me the beer! 2. The world's greatest dad. 3. Open the lid, that is not grandma! 15:00 X96 Radio From Hell, Kerry, Bill, Gina no no 1. Phil "Family Values" Graham 2. Stop Thief! Stop Dad? 3. Meet Petey Pee Cup http://x96.com/ondemand/2008/Boner071608.mp3 sbaxter@simmonsmedia.com Radio C94885E5-A98B-492C-9E79-8C4A1608BA76 Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:54:16 -0600 1. Phil "Family Values" Graham 2. Stop Thief! Stop Dad? 3. Meet Petey Pee Cup 1. Phil "Family Values" Graham 2. St