It’s now time for Boner of the Day (Tuesday recap). 3 news stories -- examples of bad, stupid, or funny human behavior. You will decide with your vote who is the worst, most deserving, of the award no one wants to win: the Boner of the Day. Boner: it means mistake.
Boner Candidate #1 - You Will Take Me To A Jumbo Jack and A Barq's Root Beer, Now!
A Los Angeles teacher allegedly drunkenly pulled a knife on students in their car Saturday night and demanded they take him to the fast food chain Jack in the Box. Read More
Boner Candidate #2 - Congrats On Your Coveted Status As A Sexual Assault Victim
Fox News contributor and Washington Post columnist George Will derided efforts on college campuses to combat the sexual assault epidemic as a ploy to "make victimhood a coveted status that confers privilege." Read More
Boner Candidate #3 - She Wasn't Gonna Need Those Groceries
Thieves stole groceries from the decimated SUV of a Houston woman who was killed in a car crash while driving her two young sons on Wednesday. Read More
It was another close race today, but boner candidate #3, "She Wasn't Gonna Need Those Groceries," won with only a handful of votes and was awarded the "coveted" award of Boner of the Day.
Recap for Boner of the Day (Wednesday June 4, 2014). 3 news stories -- examples of bad, stupid, or funny human behavior. You decide with your vote who is the worst, most deserving, of the award no one wants to win: the Boner of the Day. Boner: it means mistake.
Boner Candidate #1 - My Little Helper Pooper
An already delayed US Airways flight enroute to Philadelphia from Los Angeles, had to make an emergency landing after a service pup pooped in the aisle, twice. (Read full story here)
Boner Candidate #2 - Already Dead? One less car we have to fix, man!
General Motors on Tuesday apologized to families of accident victims who have been notified to bring in cars for replacement of defective ignition switches. These cars were destroyed in the accidents where their family members were killed at the fault of the defective GM cars. (Read full story here)
Boner Candidate #3 - Pedophile priest off duty
Reverend McAlinden molsted several young men during his career, but attorneys for the diocese used the controversial argument that they couldn't be held responsible for Rev McAlinden's actions, because abusing a child is not part of a priest's 'duties'. (Read full story here)
Boner Winner: Boner Candidate #3
In a landslide victory!
Recap for Boner of the Day (Tuesday June 3, 2014). 3 news stories -- examples of bad, stupid, or funny human behavior. You will decide with your vote who is the worst, most deserving, of the award no one wants to win: the Boner of the Day. Boner: it means mistake.
Boner Candidate #1 – Another Example of Why We Need A National Health Care System
Florida Insurers Accused Of Discriminating Against People With HIV. Two health organizations filed a complaint with federal health officials Thursday alleging some Florida insurance companies are violating the Affordable Care Act by structuring their insurance plans in a way that discourage consumers with HIV and AIDS from choosing those plans.
Boner Candidate #2 – Don’t You Know Who I Am?
Man claiming to be Teddy Roosevelt's relative banned from Bluffton hotel. A Florida man claiming to be the descendant of a U.S. president was banned from a Bluffton hotel last week after he threatened to hit the manager.
Boner Candidate #3 – It Wasn’t Rape – She Got Emotional
Duke Student Sues For Diploma After He's Expelled for Sexual Assault. A senior at Duke University who was banned from graduating after a school panel found him responsible for raping an "emotional" classmate has filed suit to get his degree so he can accept a "prestigious position" offered to him by a firm on Wall Street.
Lewis McLeod, a psychology major from Australia, says that, without his degree, his entire future is on hold. According to the motion filed by Schwartz & Shaw of Raleigh, McLeod took a female Duke student back to his home on Nov. 14. McLeod alleges their sex was consensual and that the woman "got emotional" and began to cry.
It was a close contest today with the boners. Usually there is a clear-cut winner, but not today! Boner #3 “It Wasn’t Rape – She Got Emotional” won by ONE vote for the “coveted” Boner of the Day Award.
Boner of the Day (Monday June 2, 2014)
Here are the candidates for today’s Boner of the Day:
Boner Candidate #1: Gay Stamps, Who Knows Who Licked ‘em
An Anit-Gay activist group refuses mail with Harvey Milk stamp saying: “Honoring predator Harvey Milk on a U.S. postage stamp is disturbing to say the least. Harvey Milk was a very disreputable man and used his charm and power to prey on young boys with emotional problems and drug addiction. He is the last person we should be featuring on a stamp.”
Boner Candidate #2: Lickin Them Sandwiches, Lickin ‘em Good
Cook at Recovery Facility Allegedly Licked Sandwiches. According to witnesses she would “Take a piece of cheese, lick it and put it on sandwiches at the academy”
Boner Candidate #3: She Was Covered By Christ
A Tennessee bride has defended her curious decision to strap her newborn daughter into the train of her wedding dress as she walked down the aisle, saying the baby was 'awake and well-secured' and that she was 'covered by Christ'.
With over 100 votes, Boner Candidate #1 "Gay Stamps, Who Knows Who Licked 'em" won the "coveted" Boner of the Day Award
Monday (Memorial Day)
Tuesday – Killer Homo Impulses Fox News’ Jeanine Pirro discussed on air with Dr. Robi Ludwig the idea that Elliot Rodger (the UCSB Killer) went on a rampage because he was gay. (Read Full Story Here)
Wednesday – Your dead kids don’t trump my constitutional rights Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, insisted the deaths of innocent people "don't trump" his constitutional rights to a gun. (Read Full Story Here)
Thursday – Modest is Hottest A group of female high school students in Wasatch County say their school took "modesty" standards too far when their yearbook photos were digitally altered to cover up skin, without their knowledge or permission. (Read Full Story Here)
Friday - Isla Vista shootings? I blame the gays. In a discussion with Tony Perkins, president of the hate group Family Research Council, FRC senior fellow Ken Blackwell blamed gays and the acceptance of them for Elliot Rodger's mass shooting. (Read Full Story Here)