Monday: #3 - I don't trust myself around those people.
A Salt Lake City police officer has been put on leave due to allegations that he refused to work at this weekend’s Utah Pride Parade. (Full story here)
Tuesday: #3 - She wasn't gonna need those groceries.
Thieves stole groceries from the decimated SUV of a Houston woman who was killed in a car crash while driving her two young sons on Wednesday. (Full story here)
Wednesday: #3 - Hey, I'm jogging here!
Skyline High teacher Nancy Ballard was celebrating the end of the school year with a morning jog Friday about 10:30 a.m., when she inadvertently interfered with a Unified Police Department officer’s ability to catch a burglar, according to the cop. (Full story here)
Thursday: #2 - Homos and alkees are all the same, we should stone them. The homos, I mean.
Texas Gov. Rick Perry, during a visit that focused primarily on economic issues, drew on a reference to alcoholism to explain his view of homosexuality. (Full story here)
Friday: #1 - Way to keep up, Utah.
Utah’s per-pupil spending fell by more than all but a dozen states during the latest economic slump, dropping the Beehive State — which already spends less per student than any other state — even further behind the national average, according to a new analysis. (Full story here)