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Tuesday: The Season 6 premiere of SONS OF ANARCHY is so intense, you’re going to need a drink—so come to Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 South 200 West, 21+) and join me to watch it on the big screen for free at 8 pm (FX). Also returning tonight is Patton Oswalt’s THE HEART, SHE HOLLER, which requires different substances (Adult Swim). Season finales: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE (Fox) and RIZZOLI & ISLES (TNT).
Wednesday: THE X FACTOR is back to choose America’s next pop failure (Fox); MASTERCHEF (Fox), CAMP (NBC) and ROYAL PAINS (USA) are outta here for the season.
Thursday: It’s not just the season finale, it’s the Series Finale of spy soap BURN NOTICE, and it ends in the most shocking of way possible: Fiona eats a sandwich! (USA) Dropping today on Netflix is Ricky Gervais’ DEREK, a dramedy about a retirement-home worker (Gervais) that’s more weepy than funny—don’t expect a lotta laughs (Netflix).
Saturday: The original reality show, COPS, moves to cable for its 26th season premiere—as the joke goes, Spike is usually what’s playing on the TV in the background of these busts, anyway (Spike). In the leftover summer monster flick ROBOCROC … yeah, it’s pretty self-explanatory (Syfy).
Sunday: Apparently, the MISS AMERICA pageant is still a thing (ABC). In the Season 2 finale of THE NEWSROOM—spoiler alert—Mitt Romney isn’t elected president and the Liberal Media goes wild (HBO). Who’s going to survive the big shootout on BREAKING BAD? Come to Brewvies and find out, free on the big screen at 7 pm! (AMC)
Far as I’m concerned, Gina Barberi is Miss ‘Merica—it’s a higher honor than Miss America.