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Tuesday: TOSH.0 is back—but, unfortunately, so is BRICKLEBERRY (Comedy Central). New series COLD JUSTICE is about South Pole vigilantes and … no? Old, unsolved cases? Sure (TNT). In the season premiere of ABBY’S ULTIMATE DANCE COMPETITION, a mean fat lady screams at little girls—so, appointment television (Lifetime).
Wednesday: Hurry up and find the new FXX channel, because IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, THE LEAGUE and TOTALLY BIASED WITH W. KAMAU BELL all premiere there tonight—just look for the old Fox Soccer Channel, or try the less-than-accurate GetFXX.com finder.
Thursday: In the season finale of WILFRED, Ryan and Wilfred are forcibly separated—why didn’t anyone think of this before? (FX) Your final Syfy disaster flick of the summer is RAGIN’ CAJUN REDNECK GATORS, about mutant bayou critters and the hicks who eat them and turn into mutants themselves! Yeah, it’s no Sharknado (Syfy).
Friday: Chelsea Lately regular Ross Mathews launches his own show, called HELLO ROSS, all about celebrities and fashion. Finally, someone has the guts to tackle these underserved topics (E!).
Saturday: CUPCAKE WARS premieres for Season 9—when will Obama put an end to this madness?! (Food Network)
Sunday: Forget everything else already mentioned: BOARDWALK EMPIRE returns for Season 4! (HBO) Before you geek out on that, come to Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 South 200 West, 21+) and watch Episode 5 of the Final 8 of BREAKING BAD, free on the movie screen at 7 pm—it’s almost over! (AMC)
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