I Hate Halloween and I'm Glad It's Over. Bill Allred |
10/31/2011 | Filed In:

.....continued from Workers Union Manifesto Another reason to hate Halloween is the ruination of my skeleton costume at the 2nd grade Halloween party. I had to go to the restroom bad but the teacher wouldn't let me go right away. When I finally got there I couldn't get my zipper open fast enough and I accidentally peed all over the costume....ruined it. Ruined it. But really I hate Halloween because I'm lazy. I was an actor for several years and putting on costume and make-up was part of my job. It was a job I loved, but a job none the less so doing it once a year for fun has never held any attraction for me. I hate Halloween. I'm glad it's over. Hope you had a good one.

Thanks for listening

-Bill

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Me, As A Young Boy Bill Allred |
10/10/2011 | Filed In: Bill | chicken | smoking

I am the boy on the right.

Thanks for listening,

-Bill

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The KKK Kone Bill Allred |
09/27/2011 | Filed In: icecream

For the discriminating icecream lover.

Thanks for listening,

-Bill

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Big Ass Mug with Much Mex Love Bill Allred |
09/23/2011 | Filed In: Big Ass | Mexican | Mug

Radio From Hell friend Hyrum Finch is a dry-cleaner in Delaware. He has filled his Big Ass Mug with a delightful alcoholic beverage and shared it with some Mexicans who work at his shop. Here are two of his happy friends:

 

Let's not ask Hyrum about that stain on his shorts. He is a dry cleaner after all. He should be able to get that out without a trace.

Thanks for listening Hyrum and all of you,

-Bill

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I Like Hot Nuts. Bill Allred |
09/22/2011 | Filed In:

I really loved the Nut House in the Ogden City Mall. Anybody remember that place? Was there one in Salt Lake? There is a move afoot to revive the Nut House chain by member of the Morrow family. Maybe we could get one in the City Creek Center. Who is with me!

Thanks for listening,

-Bill

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