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Tuesday: In the season finale of INSIDE AMY SCHUMER, Amy wakes up in bed with two dudes—but not in a sexy way, because it’s Amy (Comedy Central).
Wednesday: We’ve had cake battles and cupcake wars, now get ready for the debut of DONUT SHOWDOWN. Coming soon: Flan Fight (Cooking).
Thursday (the 4th of July!): Celebrate ‘Merica by watching THE WALKING DEAD MARATHON all day (AMC), or just finish the fourth season of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT on Netflix so we can all move on with our lives.
Friday: Dwarf actor Warwick Davis wraps up the Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant-produced mockumentary LIFE’S TOO SHORT with a visit from his former Willow costar Val Kilmer and the possibility of Willow 2—if he can come up with the money (HBO).
Saturday: Nothing’s on, so go watch the SALT CITY DERBY GIRLS play banked-track roller derby at the Salt Palace; info at SLCDerby.com and Facebook.com/SaltCityDerbyGirls.
Sunday: Even though it’s on continuously for 48 hours every weekend, it’s the summer-premiere of BAR RESCUE; this time, Jon Taffer flips out because a Las Vegas bar owner tries to pick up his wife and he must choose between screaming about that or the broken ice-maker (Spike). In the season finale of FAMILY TREE, something awkward and uncomfortable happens—but nothing like that Bar Rescue situation (HBO). If you’ve forgotten what happened in the first half of the final season of BREAKING BAD last year, come to Brewvies (677 South 200 West, 21+) at 8 pm and re-watch ‘em on the big screen, every Sunday leading up to the Aug. 11 premiere, free! (AMC)
The last time Gina Barberi woke up in bed with two dudes, it was the Pet Shop Boys. Awkward.